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[fanfic] Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 3 & 4
Title: Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 3 & 4
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Fem!USA(Amelia), France(Francis), Fem!China (Chun-Yan)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: Amelia and Francis run into another survivor. Will Francis finally be needed for "repopulation duties"? Probably not.
Chapter 1, Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Francis awoke to the sound of a faint noise in the distance. It didn’t sound threatening so he just yawned and looked over at Amelia. About five feet away from him, she was tangled up in her sleeping bag sleeping. He would sleep a bit closer to her but he learned his lesson ever since he got bold one night and did put his sleeping bag right next to hers. She immediately rolled on top him, jabbed her elbow in his face, and kept him up all night by constantly tossing and turning. On the plus side, Francis rationalized that it was a major step forward in their relationship.
He sat up when he realized the noise he heard before was getting closer.
“Amelia! Get up!”
“More zombies?” Amelia asked sleepily.
“No, animals! It sounds like a herd of cattle or something coming this way! Meat!”
Amelia immediately sprang up from her sleeping bag with a wild grin on her face. “Oh, I hear them! Yeah!” She hastily shoved the stuff back into her wagon.
“Calm down!” Francis grabbed her by the shoulders. “You’ll scare them away! We have to go after them quietly! And please don’t go overboard with the hunting. We don’t want our food vaporized by your bullets.”
“You worry too much, you know that?”
“Fine, let’s go because I’m really getting tired of the Spam you brought.”
They didn’t have to travel very far before finding the cause of the noise. It was from a team of oxen pulling a semi-truck.
“W… Well,” Francis stammered, “I wasn’t expecting this.”
“It’s like a weird version of Oregon Trail!” Amelia laughed uproariously. “I would take a picture if my cellphone didn’t die.”
“At least this means there are more survivors.”
Amelia ran off ahead pulling the wagon along behind her.
Francis quickly mumbled under his breath as he followed behind, “Hopefully in that truck is a beautiful survivor who actually finds me desirable.”
The truck stopped as they got closer and a black-haired woman came out and walked towards them.
“I knew I saw campfire smoke over here!” She looked over at Amelia and her wagon. “Aren’t you a strong one, girl? I like that! You’ll be useful at my place. I’m glad I finally found some extra help! I really needed more workers.”
“Wait, what? Slow down!” Francis pleaded, “What’s going on?”
“I’m sorry! I’m just a bit excited right now. My name is Miss Chun-Yan but you can also call me Miss Nene or just plain old “Boss”. I don’t mind.”
“What’s this about working for you? I don’t think…”
“Shhhh…” Chun-Yan interrupted. “We’ll talk more over breakfast. I’ll explain everything. By the way, do any of you know how to cook?”
“I do! I am a professional chef,” Francis boasted.
Chun-Yan nodded. “That’s great! You’ll start your new job right now. I have a variety of delicious food in my truck. You can make us anything you want for breakfast. Surprise me!” She giggled and gave him a push towards the truck.
Francis groaned. Great, this woman is pushy and annoying. Just my luck.
Chapter 4
“That smells delicious!” Chun-Yan licked her lips while Amelia nodded in agreement.
“Of course it does,” Francis beamed as he cooked eggs and bacon on their campfire, “While you’re waiting, how about you fill us in about what you are talking on about earlier?”
“Oh that! Well, I am a merchant and I own farms! I have a large variety of things survivors might need.”
Amelia tilted her head. “Then why are you traveling by yourself? Farm animals can’t take care of themselves while you’re gone. ”
“I have workers! The zombies had no chance against us! We pounded them easily!” Chun-Yan chuckled for a moment and then sighed. “Unfortunately, I’m very shorthanded and couldn’t spare anyone to come with me on this short trip. I’m traveling around looking for any survivors to work for me. I have also been going through nearby abandoned places and gathering anything of use. Luckily I ran into you two because I was about to turn back and I only been traveling for three days. Doing this all by myself is harder than it looks.”
“But why should we work for you?”
“Why are you even asking that, girl? Things like food, shelter, and supplies are necessary to survive in a zombie apocalypse! Since there is no currency anymore, working for me is the only way to get them from me. The one with the food makes the rules. That’s fair, don’t you think?”
“I hate to admit it but you have a good point,” Francis agreed, “We can’t just wander around forever.”
“That’s right but don’t worry, I can find a job for anyone!” Chun-Yan pointed to Francis. “You’re an easy one. You’ll be one of our cooks and you can also handpick your own ingredients!”
“I can also help with the “repopulation duties” if you know what I mean,” Francis said in a seductive tone.
“Not interested,” Chun-Yan replied flatly. She then turned towards Amelia. “Now you’re good at heavy lifting. There will be plenty of things you can do at my place.”
“Sorry but I’ll have to decline you’re offer,” Amelia stated without a second thought.
Chun-Yan was dumbfounded. “What? But why?”
“It’s because I’m a hero! I have to do hero things like save people and beat zombies, I can’t spend time on a farm when I have things to do. Thanks for the job offer though!”
“Amelia, did you really think this through?” Francis inquired. “Do you really think you can travel around alone forever?”
“Don’t be silly! I won’t be alone,” Amelia insisted.
“Oh, Amelia. That’s sweet but I don’t think I can…”
Amelia continued, “I told you before that I’ll be with Maddie! So you don’t have to worry about me.”
“Oh.” Francis knew he should have known better by now.
“Wait, you can be a hero AND work for me,” Chun-Yan suggested.
“How?” Amelia asked.
“Well, you can work for me while out on your adventures! I’ll give you all the “hero” supplies you need! When you are out traveling and saving people, you can direct them to my place for work… safety! Also, I can give you a “hero” truck with “hero” oxen like mine so you can “save” everyone who lives with me by loading useful supplies you find along the way and bringing them back to my place.”
“Well, I guess I can do that since it won’t interfere with my hero duties.”
Francis turned towards Chun-Yan. “You’re good!”
“I know,” Chun-Yan replied smugly. “Now hurry up with breakfast, I’m starving!”
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Fem!USA(Amelia), France(Francis), Fem!China (Chun-Yan)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: Amelia and Francis run into another survivor. Will Francis finally be needed for "repopulation duties"? Probably not.
Chapter 1, Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Francis awoke to the sound of a faint noise in the distance. It didn’t sound threatening so he just yawned and looked over at Amelia. About five feet away from him, she was tangled up in her sleeping bag sleeping. He would sleep a bit closer to her but he learned his lesson ever since he got bold one night and did put his sleeping bag right next to hers. She immediately rolled on top him, jabbed her elbow in his face, and kept him up all night by constantly tossing and turning. On the plus side, Francis rationalized that it was a major step forward in their relationship.
He sat up when he realized the noise he heard before was getting closer.
“Amelia! Get up!”
“More zombies?” Amelia asked sleepily.
“No, animals! It sounds like a herd of cattle or something coming this way! Meat!”
Amelia immediately sprang up from her sleeping bag with a wild grin on her face. “Oh, I hear them! Yeah!” She hastily shoved the stuff back into her wagon.
“Calm down!” Francis grabbed her by the shoulders. “You’ll scare them away! We have to go after them quietly! And please don’t go overboard with the hunting. We don’t want our food vaporized by your bullets.”
“You worry too much, you know that?”
“Fine, let’s go because I’m really getting tired of the Spam you brought.”
They didn’t have to travel very far before finding the cause of the noise. It was from a team of oxen pulling a semi-truck.
“W… Well,” Francis stammered, “I wasn’t expecting this.”
“It’s like a weird version of Oregon Trail!” Amelia laughed uproariously. “I would take a picture if my cellphone didn’t die.”
“At least this means there are more survivors.”
Amelia ran off ahead pulling the wagon along behind her.
Francis quickly mumbled under his breath as he followed behind, “Hopefully in that truck is a beautiful survivor who actually finds me desirable.”
The truck stopped as they got closer and a black-haired woman came out and walked towards them.
“I knew I saw campfire smoke over here!” She looked over at Amelia and her wagon. “Aren’t you a strong one, girl? I like that! You’ll be useful at my place. I’m glad I finally found some extra help! I really needed more workers.”
“Wait, what? Slow down!” Francis pleaded, “What’s going on?”
“I’m sorry! I’m just a bit excited right now. My name is Miss Chun-Yan but you can also call me Miss Nene or just plain old “Boss”. I don’t mind.”
“What’s this about working for you? I don’t think…”
“Shhhh…” Chun-Yan interrupted. “We’ll talk more over breakfast. I’ll explain everything. By the way, do any of you know how to cook?”
“I do! I am a professional chef,” Francis boasted.
Chun-Yan nodded. “That’s great! You’ll start your new job right now. I have a variety of delicious food in my truck. You can make us anything you want for breakfast. Surprise me!” She giggled and gave him a push towards the truck.
Francis groaned. Great, this woman is pushy and annoying. Just my luck.
Chapter 4
“That smells delicious!” Chun-Yan licked her lips while Amelia nodded in agreement.
“Of course it does,” Francis beamed as he cooked eggs and bacon on their campfire, “While you’re waiting, how about you fill us in about what you are talking on about earlier?”
“Oh that! Well, I am a merchant and I own farms! I have a large variety of things survivors might need.”
Amelia tilted her head. “Then why are you traveling by yourself? Farm animals can’t take care of themselves while you’re gone. ”
“I have workers! The zombies had no chance against us! We pounded them easily!” Chun-Yan chuckled for a moment and then sighed. “Unfortunately, I’m very shorthanded and couldn’t spare anyone to come with me on this short trip. I’m traveling around looking for any survivors to work for me. I have also been going through nearby abandoned places and gathering anything of use. Luckily I ran into you two because I was about to turn back and I only been traveling for three days. Doing this all by myself is harder than it looks.”
“But why should we work for you?”
“Why are you even asking that, girl? Things like food, shelter, and supplies are necessary to survive in a zombie apocalypse! Since there is no currency anymore, working for me is the only way to get them from me. The one with the food makes the rules. That’s fair, don’t you think?”
“I hate to admit it but you have a good point,” Francis agreed, “We can’t just wander around forever.”
“That’s right but don’t worry, I can find a job for anyone!” Chun-Yan pointed to Francis. “You’re an easy one. You’ll be one of our cooks and you can also handpick your own ingredients!”
“I can also help with the “repopulation duties” if you know what I mean,” Francis said in a seductive tone.
“Not interested,” Chun-Yan replied flatly. She then turned towards Amelia. “Now you’re good at heavy lifting. There will be plenty of things you can do at my place.”
“Sorry but I’ll have to decline you’re offer,” Amelia stated without a second thought.
Chun-Yan was dumbfounded. “What? But why?”
“It’s because I’m a hero! I have to do hero things like save people and beat zombies, I can’t spend time on a farm when I have things to do. Thanks for the job offer though!”
“Amelia, did you really think this through?” Francis inquired. “Do you really think you can travel around alone forever?”
“Don’t be silly! I won’t be alone,” Amelia insisted.
“Oh, Amelia. That’s sweet but I don’t think I can…”
Amelia continued, “I told you before that I’ll be with Maddie! So you don’t have to worry about me.”
“Oh.” Francis knew he should have known better by now.
“Wait, you can be a hero AND work for me,” Chun-Yan suggested.
“How?” Amelia asked.
“Well, you can work for me while out on your adventures! I’ll give you all the “hero” supplies you need! When you are out traveling and saving people, you can direct them to my place for work… safety! Also, I can give you a “hero” truck with “hero” oxen like mine so you can “save” everyone who lives with me by loading useful supplies you find along the way and bringing them back to my place.”
“Well, I guess I can do that since it won’t interfere with my hero duties.”
Francis turned towards Chun-Yan. “You’re good!”
“I know,” Chun-Yan replied smugly. “Now hurry up with breakfast, I’m starving!”
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A post-apocalyptic world that seems to be full of strong in-charge women and men that can cook. I like it.
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