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[fanfic] Zombie Apocalypse AU Drabble starring Fem!USA
Title: Zombie Apocalypse AU Drabble- Fem!USA
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Fem!USA, France
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: After the zombie breakout, Amelia wanders the wasteland and punches zombies in the face looking for another survivor.
Also on tumblr and DA.
It’s been almost two weeks since the zombie outbreak affected the world. Amelia wandered through the apocalyptic wasteland searching for survivors but she was having a difficult time. All she had was her large wagon of supplies and ammo she pulled behind her. She set her baseball bat and oversized guns on the ground and stretched.
“Phew! All this walking and punching zombies in the face wears a girl out. I guess it’s time for a snack before dinner.”
Amelia sat on a nearby rock. She went into her backpack and pulled out a Twinkie.
“And they laughed at me when I bought my Twinkies in bulk. Who’s laughing now?”
She giggled and took a bite. She glanced to her left and she could make out a small town in the distance.
“That last town was a bust but maybe I can finally find someone there or replenish my supplies like in video games.”
After her snack, Amelia made her way to the town. She placed her wagon in a bush near the entrance.
“It should be safe here. I think I got enough ammo for this town.”
She carefully entered the town and hid behind abandoned cars and buildings. She sighed when she noticed a stray zombie in front of her.
“Great… Another middle-of-nowhere zombie town,” she muttered under her breath.
Since it hadn’t noticed her presence yet, she snuck up behind it and then beat it with her bat until it stopped moving. Then she beat it again just to make sure.
“Ugh! I just washed off this bat too.”
Where there was one zombie, there were usually several so she slipped behind a nearby cardboard box just in case the other zombies heard the noise. She placed her bat into its holder on her back and took out her handgun. She looked over the box and saw a small group of zombies hurrying away from her and toward the middle of town.
“That’s weird. They usually move towards noise… unless they spotted another survivor!”
Amelia got up and quickly followed them.
“This is going to be awesome! A survivor! The survivor is probably surrounded and then I’m going to bust into the scene and blow the zombies’ heads off. The person will say, “Oh thank you, Miss Hero!” And I’ll say, “It’s no problem, that’s what heroes do!” And then…”
Amelia quieted as she heard the zombies clearly now. She peeked around the corner and saw a group of twenty or so zombies were swarming a donut shop. She grinned and cracked her knuckles as she turned the corner.
“Awww yeah! This is going to be fun!”
Twenty minutes later, zombie body parts were scattered everywhere while the donut shop was in flames. Amelia exited the building.
“That was easy. Too bad I didn’t find anyone…”
As soon as she said that, she heard a cry from above. Amelia looked up saw a silhouette of a person on the roof.
“OH THERE YOU ARE! YOU WERE HIDING ON THE ROOF! THAT’S A GOOD PLACE TO GET AWAY FROM ZOMBIES! JUMP DOWN AND I’LL CATCH YOU!”
“CATCH ME? YOU ARE CRAZY!”
“OF COURSE NOT, IT’S EASY FOR HEROES LIKE ME! JUST DO IT!”
The silhouette hesitated for a moment and then jumped. Amelia easily caught the blond man.
“See, sir. I told you I could catch you!”
“That’s too formal. Please call me Francis.”
“OK! You can call me Amelia.”
Francis looked around at all the carnage. “Did you do all this?”
“Yep!”
“You’re a scary lady!”
“Just being a hero!”
“I’m glad that I wasn’t the only one left.”
“I was hoping to find another survivor too! This is great! Now my plans can go into action.”
“Looking to repopulate the planet?” Francis asked seductively.
“Nah.” Amelia shook her head. “Nothing dumb like that. I want to get a band of heroes together to go around saving people and punching zombies in the head!”
“Oh.”
Amelia winked. “Follow me! I have Twinkies!”
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Fem!USA, France
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: After the zombie breakout, Amelia wanders the wasteland and punches zombies in the face looking for another survivor.
Also on tumblr and DA.
It’s been almost two weeks since the zombie outbreak affected the world. Amelia wandered through the apocalyptic wasteland searching for survivors but she was having a difficult time. All she had was her large wagon of supplies and ammo she pulled behind her. She set her baseball bat and oversized guns on the ground and stretched.
“Phew! All this walking and punching zombies in the face wears a girl out. I guess it’s time for a snack before dinner.”
Amelia sat on a nearby rock. She went into her backpack and pulled out a Twinkie.
“And they laughed at me when I bought my Twinkies in bulk. Who’s laughing now?”
She giggled and took a bite. She glanced to her left and she could make out a small town in the distance.
“That last town was a bust but maybe I can finally find someone there or replenish my supplies like in video games.”
After her snack, Amelia made her way to the town. She placed her wagon in a bush near the entrance.
“It should be safe here. I think I got enough ammo for this town.”
She carefully entered the town and hid behind abandoned cars and buildings. She sighed when she noticed a stray zombie in front of her.
“Great… Another middle-of-nowhere zombie town,” she muttered under her breath.
Since it hadn’t noticed her presence yet, she snuck up behind it and then beat it with her bat until it stopped moving. Then she beat it again just to make sure.
“Ugh! I just washed off this bat too.”
Where there was one zombie, there were usually several so she slipped behind a nearby cardboard box just in case the other zombies heard the noise. She placed her bat into its holder on her back and took out her handgun. She looked over the box and saw a small group of zombies hurrying away from her and toward the middle of town.
“That’s weird. They usually move towards noise… unless they spotted another survivor!”
Amelia got up and quickly followed them.
“This is going to be awesome! A survivor! The survivor is probably surrounded and then I’m going to bust into the scene and blow the zombies’ heads off. The person will say, “Oh thank you, Miss Hero!” And I’ll say, “It’s no problem, that’s what heroes do!” And then…”
Amelia quieted as she heard the zombies clearly now. She peeked around the corner and saw a group of twenty or so zombies were swarming a donut shop. She grinned and cracked her knuckles as she turned the corner.
“Awww yeah! This is going to be fun!”
Twenty minutes later, zombie body parts were scattered everywhere while the donut shop was in flames. Amelia exited the building.
“That was easy. Too bad I didn’t find anyone…”
As soon as she said that, she heard a cry from above. Amelia looked up saw a silhouette of a person on the roof.
“OH THERE YOU ARE! YOU WERE HIDING ON THE ROOF! THAT’S A GOOD PLACE TO GET AWAY FROM ZOMBIES! JUMP DOWN AND I’LL CATCH YOU!”
“CATCH ME? YOU ARE CRAZY!”
“OF COURSE NOT, IT’S EASY FOR HEROES LIKE ME! JUST DO IT!”
The silhouette hesitated for a moment and then jumped. Amelia easily caught the blond man.
“See, sir. I told you I could catch you!”
“That’s too formal. Please call me Francis.”
“OK! You can call me Amelia.”
Francis looked around at all the carnage. “Did you do all this?”
“Yep!”
“You’re a scary lady!”
“Just being a hero!”
“I’m glad that I wasn’t the only one left.”
“I was hoping to find another survivor too! This is great! Now my plans can go into action.”
“Looking to repopulate the planet?” Francis asked seductively.
“Nah.” Amelia shook her head. “Nothing dumb like that. I want to get a band of heroes together to go around saving people and punching zombies in the head!”
“Oh.”
Amelia winked. “Follow me! I have Twinkies!”
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I love the idea of hero-femAmerica and I-shall-repopulate-the-earth France adventuring together in a post-apocalyptic world. Too few authors utilise the comedy potential of zombie stories.
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Humor is my favorite thing to write! <3