[Fanchart!] Seriously, why am I such a pairing whore?

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

This seriously might turn into a meme~.
Idea taken from pyrrhiccomedy .

Pairings: pffffffffft
Warnings: Multishipping and crack pairings. Loads of 'em.
Rating: The chart itself? G. Unless thin lines in blinding colours make the rating go up. The notes...there isn't really any, but putting it at PG-13, to be safe.



By the way, the coloured lines don't really mean anything, they're just there so it's less confusing.
I guess.



And, a list in case the chart is hard to read:

1. Austria x S.Italy  -  Honestly? I have no idea why I ship this.
2. Spain x S.Italy  -  ...do I really have to explain?
3. Switzerland x S.Italy  -  Well, the Swiss do speak Italian, and the Italians make fun of the Swiss-Italian..and um yeah.
4. Germany x S.Italy  -  I read a fic where Germany mistook S.Italy for N.Italy. Then, shipping occured.
5. Prussia x S. Italy  -  I ship Prussia with everyone. End of.
6. S.Italy x N.Italy   -  Italiancest yay.
7. Austria x Hungary  -  Canon.
8. Hungary x S.Italy  -  I blame you, Chibitalia.
9. Hungary x N.Italy  -  See above.
10. Hungary x Germany  -  AHAHA I really have no clue.
11. Prussia x Hungary  -  One of my friends got me into it. It's just. Awesome.
12. Prussia x Germany  -  Mmm.
13. Prussia x Spain  -  Crack, that is all.
14. Prussia x Japan  -  More crack. Can you tell I like pairings without reason?
15. Rome x Prussia  -  Aghh, Tegaki. Rome and Gilbert(well, that's the main Prussia I see Rome RP with) are so hilariously good.
16. Prussia x Liechtenstein  -  ffffff.
17. Prussia x N.Italy -  stealing Germany's man.
18. Russia x Prussia  -  To be honest, when I first started Hetalia I had no interest whatsoever in history, therefore I had no clue that Prussia ever existed. And I thought Prussia was Russia, and for some reason that lead me to liking this pairing.
19. Germany x N.Italy -  Just because.
20. Germany x Finland -  Though I've read only one strip with them interacting, oh god I find this extremely...uh, cute?
21. Sweden x Germany -  I like pairing-whoring Germany.
22. Austria x Germany 
23. Germany x Liechtenstein -  see Prussia x Liechtenstein. By the way, I can't spell her name even if it's right beside me.
24. Germany x Poland   -  thanks, history!
25. Germany x England
26. Greece x N. Italy
27. N.Italy x Finland  -  No clue why I like this. Or the above two.
28. N.Italy x Japan  -  Hee, Axis love.
29. Austria x N.Italy  -  fhfkdnbm based off of the Chibitalia strips.
30. Switzerland x N.Italy
31. HRE x N.Italy/Chibitalia   -  I do not need a reason.
32. Canada x N.Italy   -  One day, my friend told me that Canada x N.Italy while Canada being in a suit would be the hottest thing ever. I agreed.
33. Greece x Egypt  -  In real life, I am fascinated by both their mythologies. Yeah, these are the present countries but WHATEVER I like it.
34. Greece x Japan 
35. Greece x England
36. Greece x France 
37. Turkey x Greece  -  love/hate, I guess? fff I'm still not sure what love/hate means.
38. Sealand x Liechtenstein   -  It's cute, go away.
39. Sealand x Latvia  -  As is this.
40. Hong Kong x Latvia  -  ...and this.
41. Hong Kong x Sealand  -  This as well.
42. England x Hong Kong  -  Eyebrows attract.
43. Turkey x Egypt 
44. Lithuania x Poland
45. Russia x Poland
46. Russia x Lithuania
47. Russia x England
48. Russia x China
49. Belarus x Russia
50. Belarus x Seychelles  -  HAHA YURI.
51. France x England  -  France x UK > UK x US okay bye.
52. France x US  -  I generally dislike US, but...some pairings are okay.
53. France x Canada  -  Fanfics got me into this.
54. France x Seychelles 
55. Rome x France
56. Canada x US  -  Canada tops, because of a) geographical location and b) he made US cry.
57. Cuba x US  - same reason as Turkey x Greece.
58. US x China  -  I blame the Olympics. And because China makes so much stuff and sends it US's way.
59. US x Japan  
60. US x Sealand  -  I believe I need to be shot.
61. Canada x Seychelles
62. Canada x Finland
63. Cuba x Canada
64. Canada x Japan
65. Sweden x Finland
66. Sweden x Germania  -  Oh god.
67. Rome x Germania
68. Rome x Ancient Greece
69. Rome x Ancient Egypt
70. Rome x Spain
71. Germania x Ancient Greece  -  I really have no clue.
72. Austria x HRE
73. Prussia x HRE
74. Hungary x HRE

Yes -- I do believe Germany to be HRE, but for this I used HRE and Germany.
...does that make sense? orz

Ps - seventy four holy crapppp.
Pps - ARE THE TAGS OKAY I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT THOSE
 

Comments

[drunensis.livejournal.com]

This is a good chart right here.

[pyrrhiccomedy.livejournal.com]

My only conclusion after looking at this is that you are made of lust. Y/N?

[blacknoise.livejournal.com]

So many pairings!

respect for the Can/Sey, baby


BelaSey would be darkly sexy, yo

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

Yes, most definitely.
...I really can't help myself.

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

Mhm!
It sucks that I have so many though - I forget which ones I like sometimes, so the chart took me like,5 hours?

:D

Oh God, I know djnfdmg.

[bunniofthemoon.livejournal.com]

I've come to the conclusion that you ship
Everyone/Everyone else
Y/N

If you do, you scare and intrigue me greatly

Love/hate relationships are my life!!
Turkey x Greece
Spain x S Italy
UK x France

UK x Greece... I should look into that one...

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

Y.
Especially Prussia. |D

fdngm I love you and your pairings.

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

ONLY PROBLEM IS N.ITALY x FINLAND WITH ITALY TOPPING SCARES ME.
THOUGH I SHIP IT DFBJF.
IT'S JUST.
agh Italy topping what the hellll.

AND AND AND, CANADA TOPS
EVERYONE.
except France, Prussia and Ivan DID I PUT THOSE DOWN I forget.

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

Ffffff PrussiaxLiechtenstein WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO GREAT?? *begins to ship hell yeah*

[hakucho-cygnus.livejournal.com]

:D Seychelles is in there! Finally!

Matthew/Seychelles is adorable. <3 Though Rome/France? Isn't that sort of like incest, if France's grandfather is Rome and not Germania (history buffs please correct me)?

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

HONESTLY?
I HAVE NO IDEA.

fff!!!
I-I'M SO GLAD I GOT SOMEONE INTO A SHIP

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

I looove Seychelles. :D

I...really have no clue.
But, I really don't mind incest, so... :D

[moronokimi.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO MAKE A CHART LIKE THIS but I only have a few pairings that are my favorites.

[bunniofthemoon.livejournal.com]

I'm the same way with Greece
Greece/anyone except Japan o_o

Angst is the best kind of love in my book!

I love you and your pairings too! Now I've been wondering Germany x Liechtenstein... that's just lolicon right there!

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

Really~?

I totally agree.

WELL UM, YOU SEE
.....I have no explanation sdmfnvfdn IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE FULL ON ~*LOVE*~ OR WHATEVER it can be like.
..yeah.

[zee-tee.livejournal.com]

Haha, speaking as the Mama Greece tegaki account, here, I can totally say that I fanon-ship Mama Greece and Germania, too xD

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

sdfmnvfd!
I-I really like following your RPs over there.
I wish I could join in on them, but I don't have a tablet, and my mouse skills are orzzz.

Really? Snap. That's awesome!

[zee-tee.livejournal.com]

R-really?? *w* aww, thank you!
Aw, that's too bad! D:

Haha, They really technically probably never met, but it's still fun to stick them in situations together xD

[vanilah.livejournal.com]

Do you ship Japan x England as well? I couldn't find it in the list (and not sure about the line)


And HELL YEAH, Hungary x Prussia IS AWESOME!!!!

[contumelius.livejournal.com]

dkjfsn!
Yeah, I do, just forgot to put it in~.

IT IS ULTRA-SEX.

[vanilah.livejournal.com]

HECK YEAH!!! XD