[Fic] Russiastasia: An Anastasia Parody [5/?]

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Title: Russiastasia: An Anastasia Parody
Author/Artist: pinup_pineapple/ayumipants
Character(s) Russia, Lithuania, America, England, Flying Mint Bunny, Belarus, Ukraine, Latvia, and pretty much everyone else.
Pairing(s): None of the following pairings are seriously taken: Russia/Lithuania, Russia/Belarus, Russia/Ukraine, England/Flying Mint Bunny, and Russia/England. There are also about a billion more pairings within this tale.
Rating: PG-15 for XTREME innuendo and foul language.
Warnings: If you haven't seen the greatest non-D*sney princess movie of all time Anastasia, then you probably wont understand this fanfic. Also, there are song parodies. Which is a warning in-and-of itself.
Summary: Ivan Braginski has lost his memory, and his only clue is a mysterious pendant that says, "MARRIED in Paris." In order to discover more about his past, he travels to Paris with two shady men: Lithuania and America. As a completely relevant side note, Latvia is their dog.

Read Chapter 5...

("Its red!" woofed Latvia. But dogs can't see colors, so that was a lie. Shut up Latvia.)


Or Start at Chapter 1!

(The doors opened with a burst of eyebrow as the famed evil sorcerer England sauntered into the hall, Flying Mint Bunny upon his shoulder.)