Prussia's shit cleaning finale: Japan & Omake

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The last part. Enjoy!

>Japan

So we are at Japan-san's house.

Japan: Oh, what is the matter, Prussia-kun?

Prussia: Well, I thought I'd clean your house and indebt you to me!

Japan: You're not supposed to say that.

I am grateful, however... I have already finished cleaning for the day.

Prussia: Huh!? Even though it's only 9AM!?

Japan: Yes, at this age, when I think of enjoyment it's Bonsai, cleaning, gazing...
And video games, Jump, tending Pochi-kun's fur, going for walks, drawing manga,
preparing soba...

Japan-san is a very diversified character.

Prussia: Sounds like you have fun every day.
Bu- but still, don't you have any place that needs to be cleaned?!

Japan: No... I get all cleaning done under the week.

Prussia: ... I- is there really nothing? Certainly there's something? Hey, this game's
called Cleaning Prussia-san!

Japan: If you ask if there's something, there is indeed, but that is a little...
All sorts of things will appear... to leave this to Prussia-kun, even if you insist, is...

Prussia: Please!! Japan!! Anywhere is fine..!!
Anywhere is fine so please let me cleeeaaaan!!

Japan: P- Prussia-kun!?
I understand...

Prussia: Really!?
Well, first let's come up with a tactic while drinking tea!
Manjuu! Manjuu!

Japan: ...Prussia-kun.
I have understood, your burning cleaning spirit...!

Japan: So! Let us do it! To our heart's content!

Prussia: Wha...

Japan: Now is the time! To throw out the things that were amassed for a hundred years, without a second thought!

Prussia: Ah... but, the manjuu...

Japan: However, with Prussia-kun I have the strength of one hundred!
Now, let us pull back our sleeves and clean!

Prussia: It suddenly begins to sound like a lot of work...
... He- hey, usually you have tea and manjuu...

Japan: Alas! I appreciate it, Prussia-kun! Ei ei ooh!!

(the screen fades to black)

Prussia: He- hey! What the hell is this Japan! This! It's strange!

Japan: There are lots of souvenirs I bought in the past, but to think something like this would be here...

Prussia: Wai... uhya! Obyaaaa!!

Japan: Please don't be startled. This kind of thing is normal in Japan.

Prussia: This isn't normal at all!! From what era did you get such a...!

Japan: Prussia-kun! That object you are now holding in your hands! That is an extremely rare object!

Prussia: This squishy thing? I don't get it... can I sit down for a sec...?
Ubeh!!

Japan: Ah... please don't break that box!

Prussia: Hn... sorry.... huh!?
What the hell is thaaaat!!
Gyaaaaaaaaaa!!
Aaaah...

Image: Prussia: Uh... I'm tired...

And thus, Prussia-san was allowed to clean thoroughly.
As a thank you, Japan-san served Manjuu of a rather good origin...
Prussia-san was so exhausted he could only eat 34.
End


And here's the omake (bonus):


Prussia: ... And that's what hapened. Dontcha think the world has gotten about 21% cleaner today?

France: Hou... so you're cleaning for free...
You're doing volunteer work like Germany, huh...

Prussia: You should know perfectly well that I'm said to be a man who overflows with philanthropy like a little bird!

France: Fighting with me was an act of philanthropy, huh!

Spain: The guys you cleaned for are lucky~
I wanna have my house cleaned by you, too!

Prussia: Yeah, yeah. It's not too late to ask!

Spain: Really!?

Prussia: When I'm on the job, whatever it is will become clean at once!

Spain: Uhyoo!
How reassuring, Prussia!
In that case I'm asking you!
Clean out my bad credits~ and corruption within the government~ a lot of stuff piled up.
That'd really help~

Prussia: Don't ask for Germany's economic strength!

France: In that case Onii-san would like to ask, as well.
First of all I want you to clean my XXX, and I think I'll soon want to rearrange my OO~

Spain: Stop with the dirty jokes~!

Prussia: Damn you guys!

Happy End