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hetalia2010-08-27 03:38 pm
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Update on crack 8D
Title: They never expected this
Author/Artist: ME~
Character(s) or Pairing(s): AustriaxLithuania. Poland and Liet in this chapter
Rating: G
Warnings: Mpreg, crackpairing
Summary: Still no real pairing stuff, but it's getting there. Lithuania and Austria got drunk at Denmark's party and that one night had fateful consequences.
Notes:.... Alright, I SWEAR next chapter will have pairing related stuff. I PROMISE ON MY SOUL.
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4
"You'll look totally cute in this, Liet! Try it on!" Poland said. He'd decided Liet needed maternity clothes and dragged the poor guy out to shop for them. Lithuania himself wasn't too fond of the idea, even though most of his pants refused to fit him anymore.
".... It's pink...." he said, looking at the pink maternity dress Poland had found. There was a picture of a smiling pony on the front.
"I know! Isn't it adorable?" Poland smiled widely, looking at the other with big, green eyes. Lithuania sighed, taking it. "I'll only try it on. Doesn't mean I'll buy it." he said, and headed to the dressing room.
"Oh, that's totally fine, cause I will!" Poland called after him.
The dress fit, naturally. Lithuania looked in the mirror at himself. Yes, he looked quite like a dork....A quiet sigh escaped, and he pulled the dress off, hanging it on the hanger again. "......" The bulge was more visible now that he wasn't wearing a shirt. He looked at it in the mirror. There really was a living person in there. It was really something to swallow. Lithuania put a hand on it, as if touching it would make it go away, but that of course didn't happen.
No doctor visits yet either. He just knew it would cause shock and everything, and he was honestly too tired to wanna think about that.
What would happen if, or when, the other nations found out? They were certainly gonna wonder why Lithuania was staying home from all the meetings he'd usually attend. How much longer could he blame headaches for his absences?
All of this worrying was making his head spin, he had to sit down on the stool that was placed in the dressingroom. Hopefully he wouldn't puke... That would just be too embarrassing for him to handle.
".... Why...?" was all he muttered to himself, until he heard something outside.
"Liet? Are you done in there? Lemme see!" Poland's voice rang from the other side of the curtain, and Lithuania sighed, standing up and pulling the dress on again. Of course Poland wanted to see.
He pulled the curtain aside, and Poland squealed at the sight.
"Oh my gawd, you look adorable!" he said, cooing like a schoolgirl shopping for the first time in her life. Lithuania's cheeks turned bright red.
"Poland, please..." he said, feeling rather uneasy. And it didn't help that the store clerk saw them and had to come over.
"Awwww, pregnancy!" she said, looking at him. The brunette jumped at the sudden appearance. Where the hell did she come from?
"That dress is so cute on you. I'm sure your baby's gonna be such a cutie! You must be so proud of your girlfriend." she turned to Poland, and Lithuania's jaw dropped.
Girl...friend?
And conveniently enough, not for Lithuania though, Poland was actually wearing normal, guy clothes. Pants and a sweater.
"I know right?" Poland said and grinned at Lithuania, which only made his wish to kill himself rise. But first take Poland with him. He was certain the blond was just having fun right now, seeing the two chatting on about babies and what color Lithuania would look good in.
After they got home, he looked at Poland with an angry look on his face. Although the other seemed to ignore that, already putting away the maternity clothes. "Wasn't she totally nice?" he said with a grin, referring to the store clerk.
"..... She thought I was your girlfriend." Lithuania said, arms crossed and his mood dropping every minute.
"Of course she did." Poland giggled, looking at him. "Liet, you look totally cute with that face." he said and poked his nose. "I gotta like, go home. You take care of yourself now. Byebye!" he said before he was off.
Lithuania groaned and just went to bed.
Author/Artist: ME~
Character(s) or Pairing(s): AustriaxLithuania. Poland and Liet in this chapter
Rating: G
Warnings: Mpreg, crackpairing
Summary: Still no real pairing stuff, but it's getting there. Lithuania and Austria got drunk at Denmark's party and that one night had fateful consequences.
Notes:.... Alright, I SWEAR next chapter will have pairing related stuff. I PROMISE ON MY SOUL.
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4
"You'll look totally cute in this, Liet! Try it on!" Poland said. He'd decided Liet needed maternity clothes and dragged the poor guy out to shop for them. Lithuania himself wasn't too fond of the idea, even though most of his pants refused to fit him anymore.
".... It's pink...." he said, looking at the pink maternity dress Poland had found. There was a picture of a smiling pony on the front.
"I know! Isn't it adorable?" Poland smiled widely, looking at the other with big, green eyes. Lithuania sighed, taking it. "I'll only try it on. Doesn't mean I'll buy it." he said, and headed to the dressing room.
"Oh, that's totally fine, cause I will!" Poland called after him.
The dress fit, naturally. Lithuania looked in the mirror at himself. Yes, he looked quite like a dork....A quiet sigh escaped, and he pulled the dress off, hanging it on the hanger again. "......" The bulge was more visible now that he wasn't wearing a shirt. He looked at it in the mirror. There really was a living person in there. It was really something to swallow. Lithuania put a hand on it, as if touching it would make it go away, but that of course didn't happen.
No doctor visits yet either. He just knew it would cause shock and everything, and he was honestly too tired to wanna think about that.
What would happen if, or when, the other nations found out? They were certainly gonna wonder why Lithuania was staying home from all the meetings he'd usually attend. How much longer could he blame headaches for his absences?
All of this worrying was making his head spin, he had to sit down on the stool that was placed in the dressingroom. Hopefully he wouldn't puke... That would just be too embarrassing for him to handle.
".... Why...?" was all he muttered to himself, until he heard something outside.
"Liet? Are you done in there? Lemme see!" Poland's voice rang from the other side of the curtain, and Lithuania sighed, standing up and pulling the dress on again. Of course Poland wanted to see.
He pulled the curtain aside, and Poland squealed at the sight.
"Oh my gawd, you look adorable!" he said, cooing like a schoolgirl shopping for the first time in her life. Lithuania's cheeks turned bright red.
"Poland, please..." he said, feeling rather uneasy. And it didn't help that the store clerk saw them and had to come over.
"Awwww, pregnancy!" she said, looking at him. The brunette jumped at the sudden appearance. Where the hell did she come from?
"That dress is so cute on you. I'm sure your baby's gonna be such a cutie! You must be so proud of your girlfriend." she turned to Poland, and Lithuania's jaw dropped.
Girl...friend?
And conveniently enough, not for Lithuania though, Poland was actually wearing normal, guy clothes. Pants and a sweater.
"I know right?" Poland said and grinned at Lithuania, which only made his wish to kill himself rise. But first take Poland with him. He was certain the blond was just having fun right now, seeing the two chatting on about babies and what color Lithuania would look good in.
After they got home, he looked at Poland with an angry look on his face. Although the other seemed to ignore that, already putting away the maternity clothes. "Wasn't she totally nice?" he said with a grin, referring to the store clerk.
"..... She thought I was your girlfriend." Lithuania said, arms crossed and his mood dropping every minute.
"Of course she did." Poland giggled, looking at him. "Liet, you look totally cute with that face." he said and poked his nose. "I gotta like, go home. You take care of yourself now. Byebye!" he said before he was off.
Lithuania groaned and just went to bed.