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[Fic] That FOP/Hetalia Thing Again
Title: Whatever Happened to that Atlantis Chick Anyway?
Author: Me.
Characters: Mama Egypt, Mama Greece, Germania, Rome, China, Cosmo, Jorgan, OC!Atlantis
Ratings: PG
Warnings: Crossover with Fairly Odd Parents. Does that count?
Summary: Atlantis was considered an advanced utopia until it sank to the bottom of the ocean, but is that really what's important here?
“Atlantis? You mean Little Miss Look at Me and My Utopia? Yes, I remember her. She had it easy, fertile lands, great access to the ocean, the fact that she wasn’t stuck in the middle of a desert. It’s quite easy to build your society on happiness and rainbows when you’re not spending half your time simply trying to survive.
“She’s always had it so easy and she never even knew it; was never grateful for it. Constantly criticizing me on, you know everything. One time I snapped and told her that our circumstances were completely different and that she should just keep her nose out of other people’s business, and you know what she said?
‘I’m just like trying to like, help you out, you know, so you can like be as awesome as like, me. You don’t have to like, be all like, like that.’
“Exactly like that. Girl couldn’t form a coherent sentence to save her life. Don’t know how she became so ‘advanced,’ but I always assumed it was just bull anyway. That’s another thing; whenever she was over she would always criticize my culture. The pyramids especially, but I think she was just jealous. My pyramids will last forever, and where did you say her city was now?
“You say she’s gone, well I say good riddance.”
***
“I remember her…she was…nice. Nice enough anyway. Nice enough when I was over at her place. Real pain when she was at mine though. Never liked any of my art…or my philosophers…or my sports…or my plays…now that I think about it, she never really liked anything of mine, or I guess, she just thought her stuff was better. I don’t think it was, but I guess that’s just a matter of opinion, as they say. I’m sure someone says it.
“She would constantly complain to me about the others though. Especially Egypt and Rome. I’m pretty sure she hated Egypt, to be honest, but I’m equally sure she was crushing on Rome. Strange isn’t it, that she’d act the same towards both of them despite hating one and loving the other? Oh, am I digressing? Sorry about that.
“Um, she hated my stuff, complained about the others…I don’t think we had much contact other than that, to tell you the truth. She never wanted to fight, something about being a ‘peaceful utopia,’ she brought up the peaceful utopia thing a lot, and she never wanted to trade either, said she already had everything she needed and it was the best. Strange isn’t it? I mean I have a lot of cool stuff, but I still trade with the others, because they have cool stuff too, like silk. Have you seen some of the stuff that China has? I showed it to Atlantis one time and she had never seen it before, but still she refused to trade with him. Something about not needing it, but I think she was just jealous.
“Oh sorry, the point? Well, I guess it’s sad that she’s gone, but only because it could happen to any of us you know? I mean, she was recluse to begin with, so the world stage won’t really change much. Does that help?”
***
“I only met her a few times, always when she was with Rome. I just assumed she was jealous that Rome spent more time with me, but why I’d never know. I would have been glad if he did spend more time with her. Get rid of both of them that way.
“The only interaction I ever had with her was when she would try and get a rise out of me. Once I did respond and try to challenge her, but she backed down and recited some spiel.
‘Fighting is like, so beneath me. I wouldn’t like expect someone as like backwards as you to like understand. How Rome can like put up with you I’ll like never know.’
“I realized that she was nothing more than an empty vessel. Something that would shout whatever popped into her head and had no intention of backing it up. To be honest, she was a disgrace.
“No, I’m not upset in the slightest that she’s gone.”
***
“Ah Atlantis, she was really cute. Not that we ever actually did anything. She’d never let me get that close. Pretty sure she was a virgin. Oh is that not the point?
“Well, she would always find me at the strangest of times and show me some of her stuff, which was pretty cool because she had a lot of neat stuff, but she would always scoff at new ideas whenever I’d suggest them. Said she’d always have better ones, which I think is just crazy. I mean, I’m always encountering new peoples with new ideas and sometimes they have some great new ideas.
“Anyway she was always inviting me back to her place and when I couldn’t go because I was fighting a war at the time or something then she would usually cry and scream and call me an idiot before storming off. I never took much notice of that because there were always bigger things going on. She never could understand the big picture, now that I think about it.
“I know she and Egypt didn’t get along. Germania didn’t seem to like her much either. Maybe that’s a wrong way of putting it. It’s more like he was indifferent to her, which is actually worse than hating her. I mean, if he hated her then they’d at least be equals, but he felt she was beneath him, so he ignored her.
“It’s a shame she’s gone, like I said, she was cute, but, I guess in a big picture kind of way, it’s probably for the best.”
***
“Who’s that, aru? Oh, that bitchy little fish girl? I didn’t know her all that well. Only ever talked to her once, if that.
“That interaction was more of her randomly showing up out of nowhere and cursing me out for no reason. I told you, I didn’t even know who she was, and would have continued my existence not knowing happily, aru.
“I don’t recall what she wanted from me in the first place. I remember I was apparently ‘getting in the way of true love,’ at one point in her rant. Eventually she did go on about how I ‘thought I was better than her, but clearly my crazy Eastern ways were backwards,’ and how ‘she was the only one who knew what real culture was,’ aru. No I’m paraphrasing actually, she said ‘like’ a lot for some reason, aru.
“I did suggest we become trading partners, now that I knew she existed, while she was visiting, but she just slapped me. It didn’t have much power behind it, so I knew she would never be a real threat to me, but still, you don’t go around slapping other nations like that, aru.
“Honestly, whether she’s here or not, I don’t care. My existence will continue on as always, aru.”
***
“See?” the green fairy said, holding up his notes, “That’s everyone who matters. I told you it would be fine if one little nation sunk to the bottom of the sea one measly time.”
“You didn’t sink it once, YOU SANK IT NINE TIMES!” the larger fairy bellowed.
“Maybe so…but in the end, the number of times doesn’t matter either…does it?”
“I suppose not,” He sighed, “Alright, a deal’s a deal; you can still be a fairy.”
“Woohoo! Look out world! Cosmo’s back!”
“Look out indeed…”
Meanwhile, somewhere at the bottom of the ocean…
“Like no fair guys! Like, why won’t someone like, save me! It’s like, dark and like, scary and there’s like, fish down here! Like so uncool, this is like Egypt’s fault! She could like, never understand the like perfection of my like utopia! Or like, that China bastard, he’s like always been like vying for my like spot, or like maybe like Germania, he’s like always been like jealous…always like trying to keep me from Rome.
“Rome…wait for me Rome, my love! I’ll be back for you soon!”
Author: Me.
Characters: Mama Egypt, Mama Greece, Germania, Rome, China, Cosmo, Jorgan, OC!Atlantis
Ratings: PG
Warnings: Crossover with Fairly Odd Parents. Does that count?
Summary: Atlantis was considered an advanced utopia until it sank to the bottom of the ocean, but is that really what's important here?
“Atlantis? You mean Little Miss Look at Me and My Utopia? Yes, I remember her. She had it easy, fertile lands, great access to the ocean, the fact that she wasn’t stuck in the middle of a desert. It’s quite easy to build your society on happiness and rainbows when you’re not spending half your time simply trying to survive.
“She’s always had it so easy and she never even knew it; was never grateful for it. Constantly criticizing me on, you know everything. One time I snapped and told her that our circumstances were completely different and that she should just keep her nose out of other people’s business, and you know what she said?
‘I’m just like trying to like, help you out, you know, so you can like be as awesome as like, me. You don’t have to like, be all like, like that.’
“Exactly like that. Girl couldn’t form a coherent sentence to save her life. Don’t know how she became so ‘advanced,’ but I always assumed it was just bull anyway. That’s another thing; whenever she was over she would always criticize my culture. The pyramids especially, but I think she was just jealous. My pyramids will last forever, and where did you say her city was now?
“You say she’s gone, well I say good riddance.”
***
“I remember her…she was…nice. Nice enough anyway. Nice enough when I was over at her place. Real pain when she was at mine though. Never liked any of my art…or my philosophers…or my sports…or my plays…now that I think about it, she never really liked anything of mine, or I guess, she just thought her stuff was better. I don’t think it was, but I guess that’s just a matter of opinion, as they say. I’m sure someone says it.
“She would constantly complain to me about the others though. Especially Egypt and Rome. I’m pretty sure she hated Egypt, to be honest, but I’m equally sure she was crushing on Rome. Strange isn’t it, that she’d act the same towards both of them despite hating one and loving the other? Oh, am I digressing? Sorry about that.
“Um, she hated my stuff, complained about the others…I don’t think we had much contact other than that, to tell you the truth. She never wanted to fight, something about being a ‘peaceful utopia,’ she brought up the peaceful utopia thing a lot, and she never wanted to trade either, said she already had everything she needed and it was the best. Strange isn’t it? I mean I have a lot of cool stuff, but I still trade with the others, because they have cool stuff too, like silk. Have you seen some of the stuff that China has? I showed it to Atlantis one time and she had never seen it before, but still she refused to trade with him. Something about not needing it, but I think she was just jealous.
“Oh sorry, the point? Well, I guess it’s sad that she’s gone, but only because it could happen to any of us you know? I mean, she was recluse to begin with, so the world stage won’t really change much. Does that help?”
***
“I only met her a few times, always when she was with Rome. I just assumed she was jealous that Rome spent more time with me, but why I’d never know. I would have been glad if he did spend more time with her. Get rid of both of them that way.
“The only interaction I ever had with her was when she would try and get a rise out of me. Once I did respond and try to challenge her, but she backed down and recited some spiel.
‘Fighting is like, so beneath me. I wouldn’t like expect someone as like backwards as you to like understand. How Rome can like put up with you I’ll like never know.’
“I realized that she was nothing more than an empty vessel. Something that would shout whatever popped into her head and had no intention of backing it up. To be honest, she was a disgrace.
“No, I’m not upset in the slightest that she’s gone.”
***
“Ah Atlantis, she was really cute. Not that we ever actually did anything. She’d never let me get that close. Pretty sure she was a virgin. Oh is that not the point?
“Well, she would always find me at the strangest of times and show me some of her stuff, which was pretty cool because she had a lot of neat stuff, but she would always scoff at new ideas whenever I’d suggest them. Said she’d always have better ones, which I think is just crazy. I mean, I’m always encountering new peoples with new ideas and sometimes they have some great new ideas.
“Anyway she was always inviting me back to her place and when I couldn’t go because I was fighting a war at the time or something then she would usually cry and scream and call me an idiot before storming off. I never took much notice of that because there were always bigger things going on. She never could understand the big picture, now that I think about it.
“I know she and Egypt didn’t get along. Germania didn’t seem to like her much either. Maybe that’s a wrong way of putting it. It’s more like he was indifferent to her, which is actually worse than hating her. I mean, if he hated her then they’d at least be equals, but he felt she was beneath him, so he ignored her.
“It’s a shame she’s gone, like I said, she was cute, but, I guess in a big picture kind of way, it’s probably for the best.”
***
“Who’s that, aru? Oh, that bitchy little fish girl? I didn’t know her all that well. Only ever talked to her once, if that.
“That interaction was more of her randomly showing up out of nowhere and cursing me out for no reason. I told you, I didn’t even know who she was, and would have continued my existence not knowing happily, aru.
“I don’t recall what she wanted from me in the first place. I remember I was apparently ‘getting in the way of true love,’ at one point in her rant. Eventually she did go on about how I ‘thought I was better than her, but clearly my crazy Eastern ways were backwards,’ and how ‘she was the only one who knew what real culture was,’ aru. No I’m paraphrasing actually, she said ‘like’ a lot for some reason, aru.
“I did suggest we become trading partners, now that I knew she existed, while she was visiting, but she just slapped me. It didn’t have much power behind it, so I knew she would never be a real threat to me, but still, you don’t go around slapping other nations like that, aru.
“Honestly, whether she’s here or not, I don’t care. My existence will continue on as always, aru.”
***
“See?” the green fairy said, holding up his notes, “That’s everyone who matters. I told you it would be fine if one little nation sunk to the bottom of the sea one measly time.”
“You didn’t sink it once, YOU SANK IT NINE TIMES!” the larger fairy bellowed.
“Maybe so…but in the end, the number of times doesn’t matter either…does it?”
“I suppose not,” He sighed, “Alright, a deal’s a deal; you can still be a fairy.”
“Woohoo! Look out world! Cosmo’s back!”
“Look out indeed…”
Meanwhile, somewhere at the bottom of the ocean…
“Like no fair guys! Like, why won’t someone like, save me! It’s like, dark and like, scary and there’s like, fish down here! Like so uncool, this is like Egypt’s fault! She could like, never understand the like perfection of my like utopia! Or like, that China bastard, he’s like always been like vying for my like spot, or like maybe like Germania, he’s like always been like jealous…always like trying to keep me from Rome.
“Rome…wait for me Rome, my love! I’ll be back for you soon!”
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