Italy Calls Germany/Japan Ringtones :D

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Hullo~ I bring you something that I don't think has been done before, but I'll share anyway XD

So, everybody knows what ringtones are, right. But did you know you can have monologue ringtones? I'm not talking about cheap MIDI files, but ringtones with dialogue in them.

Thus, I bring you ringtones...of Italy calling Germany or Japan, his cries for help so loud that the call gets diverted to your very own phone and is projected for the world to hear! lol boredom I pulled these out from episode 8, since there were no other phone calls Italy makes in other episodes where there's no interrupted background music :<

fyi. They're in Japanese. obviously. ^^; _{I mean, I dunno who in Japan would actually have the guts to use this ringtone in public but hey, it's for the lulz~~ XD Attract fellow Hetalians! 8D}

So I tried to make sure that the clips start with a subtle fade-in to avoid ear-shattering with teh old-phone ring, and leave some space at the ends for a loop-gap. If you still feel unsatisfied with the ringtones and would like to suggest improvement or change, I still have the GarageBand files and the original MP3 file to fix anything at your convenience ^^ lol true Japanese ftw I won't be able to take requests until I come back from vacation but still, new ideas would be cool to consider... ;)

So here you go, enjoy~

[All of the links direct to MediaFire. The files are in .MP3 format.]

Italy Calls Germany (535.96 KB / 00:33 min.)

(Ringing)

Italy: Germany! Germany!! I followed this stranger because he promised me delicious pasta, but he gave me hamburgers instead!!

(Ringing)

Italy: Germany! Germany!! I thought I was flirting with this really cute girl, but it was actually France in disguise!!

(Ringing)

Italy: Germany!! Germany!!! I'm in North Africa right now, but I can't tie my shoelaces! And on top of that, England's here too!!

Italy Calls Japan (362.49 KB / 00:21 min.)

(Ringing x2)

Japan: Yes,

Italy: Japan!!

Japan: Japan speaking.

Italy: Japan!!! Help me! Help me! Heeelp me! Help me!! HELP ME!!! HEEELP MEEEEEEEE---!!!!

Japan: I shall take appropriate action.