Sweden, The Scary Reindeer, I want a Hanatamago For Christmas + I Saw England kissing France-A-Claus

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Now, I know that title is quite jizz worthy already, but please people, keep it in your pants and follow the link. 8D



[sung to the tune of Rudolph.]

Sweden the Scary Reindeer

Sweden, the scary reindeer,
had a very scary glaaaare,
and if you ever saw it,
you'd be in for quite a scare!
all of the other reindeer,
used to squeal and hide in caves.
They'd always make poor Berwald,
dig them very shallow graves!
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Finland came to say,
"Berwald, with your glare so terrifying,
won't you help my sleigh with flying?"
Then all the reindeer put forth a slightly harder attempt at tolerating him
As they cringed away in fear~
Sweden, the scary reindeer,
you'll go down in historyyyyy~
Youscaryfucker.



[sung to the tune of I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas]

I Want A Hanatamago For Christmas

I want a hanatamago for Christmas
Only a hanatamago will do
Don't want a wurst, not Denmark's giant axe,
I want a hanatamago to play with and relax!

I want a hanatamago for Christmas
I don't think that Timo will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a little tama sitting there

I want a hanatamago for Christmas
Only a hanatamago will do
No kumajiro, no Tony or Pierre
I only want hanatamago there!
And hanatamago wants me here too!

Mom says the puppy would eat me up, but then
Teacher says dogs don't do that kind of thing.

There's lots of room for him in our da-anbolis
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him lots of fish!

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a little tama sitting there

I want a hanatamago for Christmas
Only a hanatamago will do
No kumajiro, no Tony or Pierre
I only want hanatamago there!
And hanatamago wants me here too!

[sung to the tune of I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus]

I Saw England Kissing France-A-Claus

I saw England kissing France-A-Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
He thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw England groping France-A-Claus
On his ass, poor France just had no cluuuue
How much England had had to drink,
Poor France's heart did sink,
So France bid England, drunk, adieuuuuu!






All credit goes to Serena and Alicyon! 8D YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.