[roleplay] America & England MSN conversation

[rewritten.livejournal.com]

Hello~ I'm not really sure how this little conversation popped up. One second we were talking about how the US takes many of the UK's television shows/etc and remakes them then we fell into a quick RP of America & England talking over MSN. This doesn't even really fall into our own RP continuation but it was amusing none the less. The conversation sorta goes all over the place.

Maybe you will enjoy it as well~ haha.
America: cpk_pimp
England: rewritten


America signed on.

England says (5:58 PM):
Stop taking my shows and turning them into crap!

America says (5:59 PM):
But I just want to make it happier~ XD
England's endings are too sad...~

England says (6:02 PM):
Well not everything can be happy!

America says (6:02 PM):
Yes, but everything is happy so long as heroes save the day!

England says (6:02 PM):
Of course... America and its heroes...

America says (6:03 PM):
England is just a big grumpy downer~ =P
Therefore all your stuff shall be stolen by me and made AWESOME!
You can thank me later~

England says (6:04 PM):
Oh I'm writing thank you letters already.

America says (6:05 PM):
But this says "Fuck you" not "Thank you"!!! XD

England says (6:06 PM):
Because your crap remakes suck!

America says (6:06 PM):
Waaah, that's not true...!

England says (6:07 PM):
Yes it is. Utter bollocks.

America says (6:07 PM):
Iggy's stuff is too mean! MEANMEANMEAN!!

England says (6:08 PM):
It's realistic!!

America says (6:08 PM):
You're mean. XP

England says (6:10 PM):
I am not mean.

America says (6:10 PM):
Yes, you are, therefore I automatically win.

England says (6:11 PM):
Win? Win what? At being an bloody git?

America says (6:12 PM):
Heroes win over the mean villain always!!

England says (6:13 PM):
I'm not a villain! I'm a gentleman.

America says (6:13 PM):
...LIES!

England says (6:14 PM):
It is not! It's all true!

America says (6:15 PM):
If you're a gentleman, then I'm the President of the World!

England says (6:16 PM):
You!! I am a gentleman and you know it!

America says (6:16 PM):
Or better yet, if you're a gentleman, then I'm Sailor Moon! XD

England says (6:17 PM):
... You're a moon?

America says (6:19 PM):
You ARE a villain if you don't know who Sailor Moon is! Champion of LOVE and JUSTICE!

England says (6:20 PM):
Is this another silly cartoon of yours?

America says (6:20 PM):
It's Japan's!

England says (6:21 PM):
Ah Japan's... I'm starting to worry about him and his influence on you...

America says (6:21 PM):
He said he based Sailor Moon off me! =D

England says (6:21 PM):
.... Oh really.

America says (6:21 PM):
Yep!

England says (6:22 PM):
And is this Sailor Moon as big of an idiot as you?

America says (6:22 PM):
Wha--no! She's a champion of love and justice!

England says (6:23 PM):
Japan used you, to make some girl superhero?

America says (6:24 PM):
Yep! =D

England says (6:24 PM):
Huh. I guess you're proud of yourself then.

America says (6:25 PM):
I'll show you an awesome picture~ http://www.blogtalkradio.com/pics/hostpics/c40abda9-4db7-4cd4-8484-8b16c50d4e95sailormoon_catchphrase.jpg

England says (6:26 PM):
Hahaha! Seriously?

America says (6:26 PM):
What's wrong with her? D=

England says (6:27 PM):
Where do I start?

America says (6:27 PM):
Meanie Iggy!! She's a champion of love and justice and she always wins!!

England says (6:28 PM):
Only you would be proud of teenaged girl character, with balls on her head.

America says (6:28 PM):
Those aren't balls~! Dx

England says (6:29 PM):
No?

America says (6:29 PM):
They're odangos!

England says (6:30 PM):
What what pray tell, are odangos?

America says (6:31 PM):
Learn your Japanese! =P Odango = bun.

England says (6:32 PM):
I'm sorry, its been a century since I've learned minimal Japanese... and she has food on her head then?

America says (6:32 PM):
Noooo!! A hair bun!! When you tie your hair up tight!!

England says (6:33 PM):
Hair bun, I see. Well this is lovely then.

America says (6:34 PM):
Yeah, she's great! =D A character especially for me! And she's the most popular character ever in the world! I'm so awesome!

England says (6:35 PM):
Wow, ever? Well I guess there is a little similarity been you both.

America says (6:35 PM):
Yep...! Ever ever!
Japan knows a STAR~ ^_^ when he sees one!

England says (6:36 PM):
Oh a star I'm sure. You both do have that large eyed vapid look.

America says (6:37 PM):
Uhhh... right!

England says (6:38 PM):
Yes.
Well I hope you and Sailor Moon have a long and happy future together.

America says (6:40 PM):
Eh, what are you talking about?

England says (6:41 PM):
Oh nothing.

America says (6:42 PM):
I can't like... marry a cartoon! Haha! Silly!

England says (6:43 PM):
No you cannot.

America says (6:43 PM):
Yeah! ^_^ She dresses like a hooker anyway! No way!

England says (6:44 PM):
Ah, oh a hooker?

America says (6:44 PM):
Yeah! Her skirt barely covers her ass!!

England says (6:45 PM):
Don't all female superheroes seem to wear next to nothing though?

America says (6:45 PM):
W-well they shouldn't!!

England says (6:46 PM):
I though scantily dressed women was supposed to be turn on.

America says (6:46 PM):
Maybe to perverts!

England says (6:47 PM):
Perverts? Well I hope you're no implying anything.

America says (6:47 PM):
If the shoe fits, Iggy... or the waiter apron. =P

England says (6:48 PM):
There is nothing wrong with that outfit.

America says (6:48 PM):
Trampy~

England says (6:49 PM):
It is not!

America says (6:49 PM):
Does it ever cover your backside??

England says (6:49 PM):
Well...

America says (6:49 PM):
AHA!
See??

England says (6:51 PM):
Well I'm not a tramp! I can't believe you'd say that.

America says (6:52 PM):
I didn't call YOU a tramp! Just your outfit!

England says (6:53 PM):
Well I quite like that outfit, so I don't much care for your opinion.

America says (6:53 PM):
You would.

England says (6:53 PM):
Sod off.

America says (6:53 PM):
I don't even know what that means!

England says (6:54 PM):
Learn bloody English!

America says (6:54 PM):
That's not MY English!

England says (6:55 PM):
I'd hardly call your American gibberish, English.

America says (6:55 PM):
D= I don't speak gibberish!

England says (6:55 PM):
Sometimes I wonder.

America says (6:56 PM):
I speak English like you TAUGHT me!

England says (6:56 PM):
Right. And it's spelled favourite, you bugger.

America says (6:57 PM):
No it's not! Why do you need that extra 'u' WTF!

England says (6:57 PM):
That's how its always been spelled! Are you that lazy you need to start leaving out letters? COLOUR.

America says (6:58 PM):
I like my spelling more!

England says (6:58 PM):
Course you do.

America says (6:58 PM):
You're just throwing random letters in words to try and make it harder.

England says (6:59 PM):
Ah yes, that's it.

America says (6:59 PM):
MEANIE IGGY!
How about I just start throwing random letters in my words too??

England says (7:00 PM):
They aren't thrown in randomly you git.

America says (7:00 PM):
Like this! Your scoUnes suck!

England says (7:01 PM):
You can't do that!

America says (7:01 PM):
I did it!

England says (7:01 PM):
You are an idiot.

America says (7:01 PM):
And your scounes suck. XP

England says (7:01 PM):
AND MY SCONES DO NOT.

America says (7:01 PM):
In fact, all your fooUd sucks!

England says (7:01 PM):
It does not!!
And stop with the random Us!

America says (7:02 PM):
You stoUp first!

England says (7:02 PM):
You are so annoying. Bloody stop.

America says (7:02 PM):
Haha, you loUve me~

England says (7:03 PM):
No, I do not loUve you.

America says (7:03 PM):
Then we both agree, no random u's =P

England says (7:04 PM):
Only when the words are supposed to be spelled that way.

America says (7:04 PM):
Grr.

England says (7:04 PM):
That's how it is.

America says (7:04 PM):
Not in America! ^_^

England says (7:05 PM):
Yeah, yeah.

America says (7:05 PM):
Better go to Canada! =P He still spells your words all weird like that!

England says (7:06 PM):
I guess I should visit Canada soon. Not weird.

America says (7:06 PM):
Hmph... do what you want.

England says (7:07 PM):
Well I will.

America says (7:07 PM):
Fiiiiine! ><

England says (7:07 PM):
What are you getting all upset about now?

America says (7:07 PM):
I'm not!

England says (7:09 PM):
All right. Hm, I hope I still have Canada's email to send him a message. I do hope he's not too overly busy lately.

America says (7:09 PM):
...Canada likes me MORE!

England says (7:09 PM):
Well you are brothers.

America says (7:10 PM):
In fact we're going to the North Pole together. We're gonna find Santa. I'm telling him not to bring you any gifts!

England says (7:10 PM):
Oh dear. Do make sure you pack warmly for the trip then.

America says (7:11 PM):
Oh I will!

England says (7:11 PM):
Jolly good then.

America says (7:12 PM):
Yeah, jolly good, whatever that is!

England says (7:13 PM):
Email sent. I do hope he replies soon. Hopefully he's not out gallivanting with France or something.

America says (7:14 PM):
Stupid France...

England says (7:14 PM):
What can you do.

America says (7:14 PM):
Nothing.

England says (7:15 PM):
Yes.

America says (7:15 PM):
Well, then you and France and Canada have a great time together...

England says (7:15 PM):
I never said anything about France.

America says (7:15 PM):
Oh, if Canada and you are there, he'll butt in!

England says (7:16 PM):
How irritating. I rather not have to put up with him.

America says (7:17 PM):
Well that's what you get for visiting Canada!

England says (7:17 PM):
Hm. Do you not want me to visit Canada then?

America says (7:17 PM):
...I don't care what you do!

England says (7:17 PM):
You don't?

America says (7:17 PM):
No! Why should I??

England says (7:18 PM):
Ah, I suppose you wouldn't.

America says (7:18 PM):
>/ Meanie Iggy.

England says (7:19 PM):
How am I mean now??

America says (7:19 PM):
You're always mean!

England says (7:19 PM):
I am not always mean.

America says (7:19 PM):
Meaniemeaniemieaniex30!!!

England says (7:21 PM):
... If you were jealous that I didn't suggest coming to see you, you could have just said so.

America says (7:21 PM):
I'm not jealous~!

England says (7:22 PM):
Okay.

America says (7:22 PM):
That would imply that I like you, and I don't. XP

England says (7:23 PM):
I didn't think you would.

America says (7:23 PM):
Why should I? oO

England says (7:24 PM):
I'm not saying anything like that you git!

America says (7:24 PM):
You don't like me!

England says (7:25 PM):
... Right

America says (7:25 PM):
And yet you still won't let me date! D=

England says (7:26 PM):
You can date if you want! Jeez, I don't care!!

America says (7:26 PM):
I'm dating Russia!

England says (7:26 PM):
.... No you're not.

America says (7:26 PM):
See??

England says (7:26 PM):
As if you would date Russia!!

America says (7:27 PM):
Why not? D=

England says (7:27 PM):
Why would you want to???

America says (7:27 PM):
...He likes me! ^_^

England says (7:28 PM):
No, no no. You're not doing anything Russia.

America says (7:28 PM):
But he calls me his "little bunny" it's cute!

England says (7:28 PM):
That's not cute!!

America says (7:28 PM):
I think it's cute...

England says (7:28 PM):
... I can't believe you.

America says (7:29 PM):
He's a lot nicer than you guys always say he is!

England says (7:29 PM):
No!!

America says (7:29 PM):
Waah, you're so hostile!

England says (7:30 PM):
I'm not hostile.

America says (7:30 PM):
Then let me date Russia!

England says (7:30 PM):
NO!!

America says (7:30 PM):
=/ Why?

England says (7:30 PM):
Well... because!

America says (7:30 PM):
...Because?

England says (7:31 PM):
... you know...

America says (7:31 PM):
...I know?

England says (7:31 PM):
I just don't want you to date him!! Or anything at that matter!!

America says (7:32 PM):
Over protective!

England says (7:32 PM):
That's not why!

America says (7:32 PM):
You let Canada date France!

England says (7:32 PM):
I don't love Canada!
...
oh. uh...

America says (7:33 PM):
...OOH!
So you love... ME!

England says (7:33 PM):
... That's not..!

America says (7:33 PM):
You just said it!

England says (7:34 PM):
Well its not like that matters! You want to go off an snog with Russia anyway!

America says (7:34 PM):
...Not really...

England says (7:35 PM):
You just said before.

America says (7:35 PM):
I don't always tell the truth ^_^

England says (7:35 PM):
You lied to me???

America says (7:35 PM):
Iggy said he loves me~ ^_^

England says (7:36 PM):
shut up...

America says (7:36 PM):
Iggy and America sittin' in a tree~
K-I-S-S-I-N-G~

England says (7:36 PM):
Stop it!!

America says (7:36 PM):
First comes love, then comes marriage~

England says (7:37 PM):
I'm mortified... Now you'll throw this at me everyday to make fun of.

America says (7:37 PM):
Nah!

England says (7:37 PM):
If I know you, you will.

America says (7:38 PM):
Love is something you should never make fun of!

England says (7:38 PM):
I guess so.

America says (7:38 PM):
So I will never make fun of it! =D

England says (7:41 PM):
Well, thank you. I think.

America says (7:42 PM):
Woohoo!!
You know Hitler was a painter at first?? He must have been trying to draw some trees or something and he was like, "I can't get the damn... branches... AAH! I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!" XD

England says (7:43 PM):
... uh. Yeah. I'm sure that's how it went.

America says (7:44 PM):
Hehe! =D Right!

England says (7:45 PM):
You and your imagination.

America says (7:45 PM):
It's what I use to make Disney movies. ^_^

England says (7:46 PM):
Right.

America says (7:46 PM):
Maybe if Hitler had watched a happy Disney movie he would have felt better...!

England says (7:46 PM):
Ah, I doubt it would of been that simple.

America says (7:46 PM):
I must invent a time machine and make him watch Cinderella!

England says (7:47 PM):
You get right on that.

America says (7:47 PM):
I will! =D I'll get started now!

England says (7:47 PM):
Good luck then.

America says (7:47 PM):
Thanks! Bye Iggy!

England says (7:47 PM):
Bye.

America signed off.