In Russia you don't throw Lithuania to America, Lithuania throws him self to him!
And Russia would probably rocket launch him.
Poor Lithuania, he needs to get into a Wife Swap Country version: Italy and him exchange places for two weeks.
The first week they live by the current rules and Italy suffers from Russia's brutality, and Germany gets surprised at how handy Lithuania can be (He does stuff!)
The second week rules change and nothing happens at Germany's place but at Russia's... If Italy has survived, then either things remain the same or Russia decides to use Italy as a secret weapon against America (he is better than the cold war paranoia!).
At the end of week two both Italy and Lithuania cling to Germany's legs and beg not to be sent to Russia.
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And Russia would probably rocket launch him.
Poor Lithuania, he needs to get into a Wife Swap Country version: Italy and him exchange places for two weeks.
The first week they live by the current rules and Italy suffers from Russia's brutality, and Germany gets surprised at how handy Lithuania can be (He does stuff!)
The second week rules change and nothing happens at Germany's place but at Russia's... If Italy has survived, then either things remain the same or Russia decides to use Italy as a secret weapon against America (he is better than the cold war paranoia!).
At the end of week two both Italy and Lithuania cling to Germany's legs and beg not to be sent to Russia.
...
Damn, now I feel pity for Lithuania o_o