[Translation] Gakuen Hetalia game

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Hey all. I haven't done any translating in a while, so I thought I'd give the Gakuen Hetalia official game a shot. Unfortunately I lack the proper software to make an actual video with subtitles, so I hope a text translation will suffice. This bit covers the first two videos posted by this user, part one and two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJqKOxjdDw4&list=PL077E172B6B630919 You may notice some computerized speech at the beginning of the first video which is not translated in the text. That's because these were comments inserted by the uploader and they're not actually part of the game. Just talking about the order in which they would play the various paths and stuff like that; I didn't really see the need to bother translating it.

Anyway, enjoy!
Seychelles (S): Wooooow, this school is huge!
I’ll be a student here starting today… I wonder if I’ll be able to make friends. I wonder if I’ll be able to keep up with my studies and stuff.
Well, it’s no use standing around worrying about it. Right, I’ll just do my best!
Now then, I guess my first stop should be the staff room…?
Kyaa!!

??? (Rome): Oops, sorry, my bad!

S: S-Sorry!

???: Nah, it was my fault. Can you stand?

S: Ah, yes. Thank you.

???: Oh good! It’s a terrible thing to injure a beautiful young lady!

S: Huh…
(Who is this man? At first I thought he was a teacher, but…)

???: Hmm? I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before.

S: Ah, right. I just transferred here. My name is Seychelles.

???: I see! Well, we’re always glad to add another cutie to our ranks!

S: Huh…
Uh, um… I’m in a bit of a hurry, so please excuse me!

???: Is that so? That’s too bad. I hope we meet again.

S: Yes, um, me too…

???: One last thing, Seychelles. Do you have any concerns about your school life here?

S: Eh? Well, let’s see…
I’m a bit worried about whether I’ll be able to make friends.
Well, if I can’t make any, then I guess I have no choice but to accept that.

???: I see…
Alright then, why don’t I give you a hand?

S: Eh?

???: Take this!

S: …An envelope?

???: Yeah, take this and bring it to the meeting room inside the school!

S: The meeting room
Inside the school?
Huh? He’s gone.
The meeting room…
According to the map, it’s around here, but…
Y-yeah, here it is… What should I do? Well, I already went to the trouble of finding it, so I might as well…

*knock knock*

??? (Italy): Come in! The door’s open!

S: Um, excuse me…
Uh…

???: What’s up? Did you need something?

S: Um…

England: Is that you, Seychelles?

France: Hey, Seychelles. Now that I think about it, you did say that you were starting at this school today, didn’t you?

S: Ah, long time no see, you two.

Germany: What, she’s a friend of yours?

E: Sort of.

F: Her name’s Seychelles.

S: N-nice to meet you.

Japan: Hello, I’m Japan.

America: I’m America! Nice to meetcha!

Russia: Nice to meet you. I’m Russia.

China: Ah, a transfer student. I’m China.

F: So what brings you here, Seychelles?

S: Um, someone, I don’t know his name, told me to come to the meeting room.

E: You don’t know his name?

S: And he told me to bring this.

I: Let me see.

G: What is it?

J: It’s an investiture…

R: Eh, so you’re part of the executive committee too.

S: Executive committee?

C: It’ll be good to have another person joining us.

A: I see! We’ll be counting on your help, then!

S: Um, what’s this all about?

E: See, we’re the executive committee for the school-wide party that’ll be held in about a month.

S: Party?!

F: The fact that you’ve got this envelope means that you’re a member of the committee too right?

S: Is that what it was for?! But I just transferred here…

G: It can’t be helped. It’s already been decided.

I: Let’s do our best together!

S: WHAAAAAT?! This is crazy!
(And this is how my life at W Academy began…)

[Theme song]

S: (My life as a student at this school starts tomorrow…
…
Well, for now I’ll get some sleep and I’ll worry about tomorrow when it comes.

-The next day-
-Monday, day one-

S: Alright, starting today I’ve gotta work hard! Hmm, somehow I can’t help being uneasy, though…
…Ungh, what should I do? Maybe I should try to strike up a conversation with someone.
I decided I wanted to make lots of friends, so I oughta start here!
Ahh, I wish there was even one person here that I knew…

E: Hey.

S: Whoa!!

E: You don’t have to be that shocked.

S: Oh, it’s you, England.

E: What’s that supposed to mean?
I come all this way to make sure you’re settling in alright and you…
Uh, it’s not like I’m worried about you or anything.
Germany forced me.

S: Huh…?

E: So is everything alright, or…

??? (Hungary): Ah, there you are! Seychelles!

E: Oh, perfect timing.
I’ll introduce you two. Seychelles, this is…

S: Oh, Hungary!

E: What, you two already know each other?

H: Yes, we met in the dorm.

S: She told me a lot about the school! It was a big help!

E: I-I see…

H: Here, this sheet is from the teacher.

S: Thank you very much!

H: See you later then, Seychelles. If there’s anything you need help with, don’t hesitate to ask.

S: Oui!

E: Tch…

S: (So what was it that England came here for?)

???  (Switzerland): There you are!
So you’re the one who was harrassing Liech!

??? (Liechtenstein): It wasn’t like that, Brother! Please, wait a moment!

E: Oh, it’s you!  Perfect timing!
Seychelles, these two are…

S: Liechtenstein! And this must be your older brother!

L: Yes, I hope you can make friends with my older brother as well.

E: Another friend from the girls’ dorm?

S: Oui! She helped me find my room!

Sw: Oh, you’re a girl. Sorry for my rudeness.
Your name kept coming up and I thought you must be a male student who’d been making passes at my sister.

S: Huh… hello, it’s nice to meet you.

Sw: I’m Switzerland. I’d be glad if you and Liech could get along.

S: Of course.

L: Please excuse us…

E: What was up with them?

??? (Austria): Did that fool come to scold someone for something again?
Honestly, he’ll blow up at anyone.

E: Oh, it’s you, Austria. Did you get tangled up with him, too?

Au: Haven’t I asked you before not to use such phrasing?

E: Shut up. I’ll say what I want.
Hey Seychelles, I’ll bet you don’t know this bloke

S: Actually, I heard about him from Hungary.
You’re the one who likes music, right?

E: Nngh…

Au: Yes, I love music.

S: It’s nice to meet you. I just transferred from the southern islands.
I’m Seychelles. I somehow managed to get mixed up in the party committee right away.

Au: I see.
I haven’t yet decided if I will attend, but I’m expecting it to be quite an impressive party.

S: Oui.

E: What did he even come here for? Just to complain?

S: (You’re one to talk! I still don’t know what you’re doing here!)

??? (Greece): Hmm…
So this is… where you were…

S: Y-yes…
(Who’s this now?)

E: Oh, good of you to come, Greece!

Gr: …Mm, England… the teacher was… looking for you…

E: I must be needed for something. Well, never mind that now.
Seychelles, this bloke is the sort who likes to ponder a wide range of difficult things just for the sake of puzzling over them. His name’s Greece.
Greece, this is Seychelles from the southern islands.
She’s a new member of the party committee.

S: Um, nice to meet you. I’m the sort of gal who spent her childhood playing with turtles. Call me Seychelles.

Gr: I’m… Greece… nice to meet you…
I like to think… and to relax…

S: (He’s certainly laid back. Just being around him makes me sleepy.)

E: You’re coming to the party, right?

Gr: …I don’t know… yet… Sorry…

E: Mm… I see. Well, it’s not like I’m going to insist on you being there or anything.
So that’s that. Can you remember them all?
Make friends with them.

S: (Don’t tell me what to do.)

E: If you can do that, I’m sure they’ll all come to the party and make it a huge success.

S: You think so?

E: Well, just don’t be too zealous or your prize’ll slip away from you.

S: (*sigh* There’s no way I can remember so many new people after having been introduced to them all at once.)
Well, maybe I’ll take a walk around the school.

??? (Canada): Say, Kumatarou…
When will it be my turn to be introduced to her?

S: …Who’s there?!

C: I’m Canada.

S: …There’s no one…
(Must’ve been my imagination.)

PART 2

S: Looks like there’s no one here.
Canada?
I guess this place really is empty.

-HETALIA-

Ahh, I’m so hungry. Let’s see, what should I get for lunch?

I: Ah, it’s you, Sey!

S: Ah, hello. Are you going to eat lunch now too, Italy?

I: That’s right! Let’s eat together!

S: Wow, you mean it?!

I: Of course! It’s way more fun eating with a girl!

S: Ah, ah ha ha…
(He’s strangely upfront about this…)
(But I don’t really know much about the cafeteria or anything so it’s good that there’s someone who can show me.)
Um, can you recommend something from the menu, then?

I: That would be pasta, of course!

S: I see. The pasta here must be really good, then!

I: It sure is! I mean, it’s pasta!

S: (Just now, it kinda seemed… I’m not sure if he was just saying that to make conversation, but that was kind of an abrupt answer.)
Would you mind if I ask you a bit of an awkward question?

I: Hmm? What’s that?

S: Why do you recommend the pasta so much?

I: "Why?" It’s just that I eat pasta every day so it seems obvious to me.

S: I don’t eat it every day!

I: Eh? Really?
Huh, that’s strange…

S: Y-you think so?
(Is it really that strange that I don’t usually eat it? Maybe it’s normal in this school.)
(Maybe I just haven’t noticed because I just transferred here.)
…Wait! Everyone around us is eating different stuff!

I: Yeah, you’re right. Everyone is so strange.

S: (I think you’re the strange one here.)
Please don’t mess with me like that.  I just transferred in.
I almost believed you…

I: Eh, but pasta really is yummy!

S: Ah, no, I’m sure you meant that part, but…

I: I sure did! It’s so good! Here, try some!

S: (Um, what should I do? I mean, it’s not that I don’t like pasta. Maybe it really is super delicious.)
[*Try the pasta
Get something different]
Well, since you went to the trouble of recommending it, I guess I’ll try the pasta.

I: Right?! It’s gotta be pasta!
You sit down, ok Sey? I’ll go get it for you!

S: Eh—ah, too late, he’s already getting it.
Well, Italy sure seems like a nice guy.
There are plenty of open seats so I might as well accept his offer and sit down and wait.

-fade to black-

I: Sorry to have kept you waiting. Here’s the pasta lunch set!

S: Wow, it looks so good!

I: It is!
Now, let’s dig in! Bon appétit!

S: Bon appétit!
Mm… Mmm, this is so good!
This is so yummy, Italy!

I: Eh he he, I’m so glad you like it!

S: I sure do!

I: Mm, yeah, it’s gotta be pasta!
I eat it every day but I never get tired of it!

S: W-well, I don’t know about eating it every day, but…

I: Hmm? But why not? It’s delicious!

S: Uh, well… look, it’s got a lot of calories, see?
If I ate it every day, I’d be the size of a house!

I: Ah, right. You’re a girl, so you worry about that kind of thing.

S: R-right! Exactly!

I: How about pizza, then?

S: That’s got even more calories!

I: Oh, is that right?
It’s so yummy that I never really worried about it.

S: (I wonder why he hasn’t gotten fat from it. I’m so jealous…)

-fade to black-

I: Phew, that was tasty.

S: Thanks for the food,
And for eating with me!

I: I feel like I should be thanking you! Let’s eat pasta together again sometime!

S: O-ok, well, I’ll be going now…
(He’s already decided that we’ll have pasta again next time, huh… Well, it was pretty good so I guess I don’t mind.)

-Hetalia-

[Go to school entryway]

S: (It looks like no one’s around.)
Canada?
(I guess it really is empty.)

-Hetalia-

S: (Ahh, I’m so tired. I better hurry up and get back to campus.)

-The next day-
-Day 2, Tuesday-

(Um, what’s my schedule for today again?)

[Go to auditorium]

(It looks like no one’s around.)
Canada?
(I guess it really is empty.)

-Hetalia-

[Go to grounds]

G: What’re you doing, Italy?!

S: Eh? Germany?
(It sounds like he’s scolding Italy. I wonder what’s going on.)
(Ah, there they are. And Japan’s with them.)

I: I’m tired, Germany. Let’s take a break.

G: You haven’t even been moving for five minutes!

J: I wonder if you’ll be able to do alright on your endurance test in this state…

G: There’s no way he’ll pass!

I: Ehh…
Oh, I just had a good idea!

J: What would that be?

I: Let’s just forget the test!

G: You can’t honestly think I’d allow that!
This is happening because you didn’t try on your last test and couldn’t get credit for it!

I: Waaaah! Don’t be mad at me!

G: You were the one who asked me to help you get a better score on your makeup test!

I: I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
I’ll do anything, so don’t hit me!

S: ….

J: Oh, Seychelles-san.

S: Uh, this is, um…
(Crap… I was so taken aback that I didn’t even notice myself staring…)

J: I’m sorry you had to see that.

S: No, I’m sorry for barging in.

J: Oh, you’re not interrupting anything. Actually…
Seychelles-san, I have a favor to ask of you.

S: Oh? What’s that?

J: Would you mind watching from there for just a bit longer?

S: Huh?

J: I think that if Italy-kun realizes that a girl is watching, he’ll try harder.

S: You really think so?

J: Yes. Do you mind?

S: Huh, well I guess it’s alright.
(Will he really try that hard for the people who cheer for him in the opening five minutes?)

J: Thank you. Now, then…

G: Run! And put some effort into it!

I: Germany’s so strict!

J: Italy-kun.

I: Huh? Oh, it’s Sey!

S: Ah ha ha, h-hello…

J: It seems like she came to watch you run.

I: Alright! I’ll do my best then! Watch this, Sey!

S: A-alright…
Wow, he’s really running!
And fast!

J: That’s right. Italy-kun is quite fast when he actually applies himself.

G: …That time he found a cute girl he wanted to flirt with he did run unusually fast.

S: I guess it’s only very specific things that inspire him to really try…


G: That’s precisely the problem.
He can really get things done if he puts his mind to it, but…

S: Huh…

I: Sey! Are you watching?!

S: Y-yes!

J: This is perfect.

G: I just wonder how long it’ll last.

I: Hey, why don’t we have some tea soon? You can come too, Sey!

G: I thought so.

S: He’s so fast!

G: Quit messing around and run!

I: A-alright already!

J: His speed seems to be falling.

S: ….
(What a troublesome person. He’s such a fast runner, it’s kind of a waste.)
[Ask why he doesn’t have any willpower
*Cheer him on]
Go on, Italy! Show me your best!

I: Eh?

S: Please show me your speed like you were before!

I: Oh…
Ok! Leave it to me!

J: …He’s picking up again.

G: *sigh* He’s got a one track mind.
Thanks a lot, Seychelles.

S: Hmm? Oh, no…
I just thought it was a waste to see him dragging his feet like that when I know he can be fast if he tries.

J: I think so too.

G: He doesn’t seem to be aware of it himself, but it’s quite a problem.
But, well, if he performs like this, I think he can get a good score on his next test.

J: It’s just a matter of getting him to put in a solid effort until the end.

G: It’s ok. I won’t let him out of my sight.

S: (Germany looks pretty serious.)

I: Germany~ Am I done yet?

G: Hmm? Oh, yeah, just one more lap!

I: Alright! We’re down to the last spurt!

S: That’s super fast! You’re so cool, Italy!

I: Really?! Alright, I’m finished!

S: Wow, good work!

I: Hah, I’m tired…

J: If you can perform like this for the endurance test, you’ll do very well.

G: It’s all thanks to Seychelles. You’d better thank her.

S: You don’t have to. All I did was watch.

I: No way, I was only able to put my all into it because you were cheering me on.
Thanks a lot, Sey.

S: It was nothing, really…
(Whoa, what’s wrong with me, blushing like this?)

I: Now then, Sey, about that tea…

G: Class is starting soon. Let’s go.

I: Eeeeh?!

G: Don’t give me that! Come on!

I: Waah, wait, what’re you-- don’t drag me, Germany!
Seyyyy, help meeee!

S: D-do your best…

J: Thank you very much, Seychelles.

S: Oh, it was nothing.

J: Now, let’s head back. We’ll be late for class.

S: Ah, you’re right…
(Well, he was more or less still standing in the end, so I guess he’ll be ok.)

-Hetalia-

[Go to school entryway]

(It looks like no one’s around.)
Canada?
(I guess it really is empty.)

-Hetalia-

Phew, I’m kind of tired. I’ll go to bed early.

-The next day-
-Day 3, Wednesday-

Good morning!

[Go to art room]

(It looks like no one’s around.)
Canada?
(I guess it really is empty.)

-Hetalia-

[Go to meeting room]

Now then…
Whoa, what the heck?!

E: Guess who.

S: (That voice belongs to…)
[America   Russia   France  etc. *England]
England?

E: Oh hey, you actually got it.
You guessed that it was me just from my voice.

S: Oh, I’m so glad I ran into you…

-Hetalia-

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 3