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[fanfic] Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 41, 42 & 43
Title: Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 41, 42 & 43
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings:
No pairings. Amelia(fem!USA), Francis(France), Chun-Yan(fem!China), Arthur(U.K.), Feliks(Poland),
Toris(Lithuania), Eduard(Estonia), Anya(fem!Russia), Feliciano(N. Italy), Monika(fem!Germany),
Kiku(Japan), Maddie(fem!Canada), Nikolai(male!Belarus), Gilbert(Prussia), Ollo(Ladonia),
Vash(Switzerland), Lily(Liechtenstein), Dr. Sadik(Turkey), Dmytro(male!Ukraine), Romana(fem!S. Italy),
Raivis(Latvia), Dr. Mathias(Denmark), Dr. Inger(fem!Norway), Emil(Iceland)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: Monika gets drunk, Romana shows in her own way that she's glad her brother is safe, Dr. Inger likes to embarrass her teenage son, and Anya's big brother Dmytro has an admirer... unfortunately.
Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 & 4, Chapter 5 & 6, Chapter 7 & 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10 & 11, Chapter 12 & 13, Chapter 14 & 15, Chapter 16, 17, & 18, Chapter 19, 20, & 21, Chapter 22 & 23, Chapter 24 & 25, Chapter 26, 27, & 28, Chapter 29, 30, & 31, Chapter 32, 33, & 34, Chapter 35, 36, & 37, Chapter 38, 39, & 40
Also on tumblr.
Chapter 41
“Look what I found!” Chun-Yan asked as she glomped an obviously frightened man wearing overalls and a scarf. “My searching for a competent farm hand finally paid off! Meet Dmytro everyone! I already promoted him to my second-in-command at the farm!”
“Poor guy,” Arthur whispered to Francis.
Dmytro nervously asked Chun-Yan. “Where is my sister, crazy lady? You said she was here!”
“I told you can call me Miss Nene.” Chun-Yan blushed.
“Miss Nene… please…”
“Ma’am?” Eduard tugged on her sleeve. “Can you please give Dmytro some space?”
“Oh, sorry.” Chun-Yan let him go. “It’s been a while since a man got me acting like a giddy schoolgirl! He’s so big and strong… Certainly not like these boys I ran into lately.”
“Hey!” Francis growled. “I can’t believe she said that about me! She would have a change of tune if she ever experienced my expertise in the bedroom! Although I doubt that would ever happen now!”
Arthur shuddered. “I would have to be completely inebriated before even considering going to the bedroom with her.”
“She is at the emergency center,” Feliks chimed in.
Dmytro smiled. “Thank you!”
“Say there, famer boy. How about you show me where…”
Dmytro sprinted away before she could finish her sentence.
Amelia nodded. “Wow, he’s pretty fast! I wonder if he’ll join my hero group.”
“No! He’s a famer boy, not a hero!” Chun-Yan said in a disapproving tone. “He belongs on my farm!”
“But farmers can be heroes just like in this one movie I saw!”
“He’s not that type of farmer! Besides, I promoted him to second-in-command. He’ll have too much responsibility to join you on your adventures.”
The conservation was quickly halted by an angry woman storming towards them. “FELICIANO! There you are!”
Feliciano waved. “Oh, hi Romana! I…”
Romana took out a dishrag out of her pocket, quickly rolled it up, and started hitting him with it. “HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WORRY ABOUT YOU!”
“AH! Please stop! I’M SORRY!” Feliciano panicked. “I’M SORRY! We had car trouble!”
“Let me guess, the “car problem” was YOU! Do you have an idea how much sleep I lost thinking that you were…” Her eyes filled with tears. She turned and ran back the way she came.
“Wait!” Feliciano chased after her. “Romana! Romana, come back! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean for you to worry! I brought you home an egg! I’M SORRY!”
“Well, I think you saw enough of the town for one day. Shall we call it an early night?” Kiku suggested.
Chapter 42
After grabbing their sleeping bags from the truck, Kiku led them to the town’s emergency center.
“RAIVIS!” Eduard wailed as he entered found his friend shaking on the lap of a very irritated Anya.
“Hello there!” Raivis carefully slid off of Anya’s lap and joined him. “I see that everyone made it.” He nervously glanced in Anya’s direction. “That is wonderful. If I would have known she was here, I would have stayed at Peter’s place.”
“We just came from there.”
“Oh.”
“Miss Anya seems cross with you.”
Raivis shrugged. “I do not know why. She spotted me when I tried to duck into a building to get away from her. When she asked if I missed her, I told her I missed her as much as a mouse misses a housecat.”
“You really should stop being a smart aleck to her. It just gets you into more trouble.”
Nikolai moped on his cot. It was bad enough being dragged off by that doctor to get his knee wrapped up but now Toris wouldn’t stop babying him. He would make a run for it if Dr. Sadik wasn’t nearby keeping an eye on him.
Another male doctor came into the room followed by a female one. “Hey everyone! I’m Dr. Mathias and this lovely doctor here is Dr. Inger! We’re just going to check everyone’s vitals to make sure everthing’s OK! Ladies, can you please make a line in front of me and…”
Dr. Inger proceeded to kick him in the shin. “Knock it off.”
“Ow! It was a joke!” He rubbed his leg. “Why are you so cranky? I thought you would be happy after hearing the news there’s a farm close by to make your butter for you.”
She ignored him and turned around to wave her teenaged son to come in. “Come on, Emil! Help mommy take the new visitors’ vitals.”
Emil peeked into the room. “No! I know how to do it myself!”
“Then I’ll watch you.”
“No! I don’t want you watching me!”
“It would be nice if you called me “mommy” sometimes like you used to.”
“Stop it, you’re embarrassing me!”
“There’s nothing embarrassing about your mommy helping you. That’s what mom’s do.”
“I’m leaving!” Emil growled as he stormed out the center.
“Teenagers… Gotta love ‘em!” Dr. Mathias laughed.
Dr. Inger glanced over at Arthur and noticed his “friends”. She whispered to her “friend” next to her. “Look, Troll. Let’s go over there and meet them.”
Dr. Mathias stared at her in utter confusion. “And she thinks I’m the crazy one!”
Chapter 43
Meanwhile at the “royal castle”, Monika opened her third bottle of beer then went back to the couch to write down more in her notebook about the town meeting she was setting up tomorrow. Her dogs were relaxing at her side. She was grateful that when the zombie outbreak started last winter, they had the foresight to insulate ice in the cellars. Warm beer just wouldn’t be the same.
Gilbert poked his head into the living room. “Oh princess, I got a surprise for you!”
Monika rolled her eyes. “Am I drunk enough for this?”
“Probably not but it doesn’t matter!” Gilbert entered the room holding a shimmering pink prom dress. “Your awesome big brother found the perfect royal dress for you while looking around at a nearby mall the other day! I know you don’t know to walk in high-heels so I picked out a dress that goes all the way to the floor so you can wear whatever you want under it.”
“I’m not wearing that.”
“Why not? It will look great on you! I found a tiara and gloves to go with it! Come on! You need to wear something for your royal party in a few days. Also, Feliciano has to do a royal portrait of you so future generations can put your image on currency. That is very important.”
Monika turned over to her side so her back was facing him. “How about you introduce yourself to your new “subjects” or something?”
“I’m too tired from planning, sewing, and putting up decorations!” Gilbert glanced at the grandfather clock in the corner of the room. “It’s getting late. I will make my acquaintance with them sometime tomorrow.”
“Tomorrow night, we’re having a town meeting where we have to plan out…”
“The farm stuff… Yes, yes. I know! That’s wonderful! Now stop thinking about business so much and go try on this dress so I can see!”
“Go away, Gilbert.”
Gilbert stamped his foot. “Why don’t you like this? Is it because it’s sleeveless? No one is going to make fun of your muscles because I’ll make a royal decree stating that if they do they will have to clean up after your dogs for a week! Remember that I am king and what is fashionable or not is up to me and no one else! You’re not going to show up in the tabloids the next day. Thanks to the zombies, the body-shaming fashion industry is dead. That’s one good thing the zombies did.”
“He is right,” Raivis noted as entered the room as he popped off the top of his beer bottle. “That dress will really look nice on you.”
Gilbert jumped. “Woah!? How did you get in here without the dogs barking? They are certainly off their game tonight! Bad dogs! You’re supposed to be protecting the castle from intruders! I seriously need to find a royal bodyguard.”
Raivis nervously looked around. “I snuck away from Miss Anya when she was distracted. I am hiding here for a few days until she leaves.”
“Aren’t you a little too young to be drinking that?” Monika asked Raivis.
“Nope!” He responded as he chugged away.
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings:
No pairings. Amelia(fem!USA), Francis(France), Chun-Yan(fem!China), Arthur(U.K.), Feliks(Poland),
Toris(Lithuania), Eduard(Estonia), Anya(fem!Russia), Feliciano(N. Italy), Monika(fem!Germany),
Kiku(Japan), Maddie(fem!Canada), Nikolai(male!Belarus), Gilbert(Prussia), Ollo(Ladonia),
Vash(Switzerland), Lily(Liechtenstein), Dr. Sadik(Turkey), Dmytro(male!Ukraine), Romana(fem!S. Italy),
Raivis(Latvia), Dr. Mathias(Denmark), Dr. Inger(fem!Norway), Emil(Iceland)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: Monika gets drunk, Romana shows in her own way that she's glad her brother is safe, Dr. Inger likes to embarrass her teenage son, and Anya's big brother Dmytro has an admirer... unfortunately.
Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 & 4, Chapter 5 & 6, Chapter 7 & 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10 & 11, Chapter 12 & 13, Chapter 14 & 15, Chapter 16, 17, & 18, Chapter 19, 20, & 21, Chapter 22 & 23, Chapter 24 & 25, Chapter 26, 27, & 28, Chapter 29, 30, & 31, Chapter 32, 33, & 34, Chapter 35, 36, & 37, Chapter 38, 39, & 40
Also on tumblr.
Chapter 41
“Look what I found!” Chun-Yan asked as she glomped an obviously frightened man wearing overalls and a scarf. “My searching for a competent farm hand finally paid off! Meet Dmytro everyone! I already promoted him to my second-in-command at the farm!”
“Poor guy,” Arthur whispered to Francis.
Dmytro nervously asked Chun-Yan. “Where is my sister, crazy lady? You said she was here!”
“I told you can call me Miss Nene.” Chun-Yan blushed.
“Miss Nene… please…”
“Ma’am?” Eduard tugged on her sleeve. “Can you please give Dmytro some space?”
“Oh, sorry.” Chun-Yan let him go. “It’s been a while since a man got me acting like a giddy schoolgirl! He’s so big and strong… Certainly not like these boys I ran into lately.”
“Hey!” Francis growled. “I can’t believe she said that about me! She would have a change of tune if she ever experienced my expertise in the bedroom! Although I doubt that would ever happen now!”
Arthur shuddered. “I would have to be completely inebriated before even considering going to the bedroom with her.”
“She is at the emergency center,” Feliks chimed in.
Dmytro smiled. “Thank you!”
“Say there, famer boy. How about you show me where…”
Dmytro sprinted away before she could finish her sentence.
Amelia nodded. “Wow, he’s pretty fast! I wonder if he’ll join my hero group.”
“No! He’s a famer boy, not a hero!” Chun-Yan said in a disapproving tone. “He belongs on my farm!”
“But farmers can be heroes just like in this one movie I saw!”
“He’s not that type of farmer! Besides, I promoted him to second-in-command. He’ll have too much responsibility to join you on your adventures.”
The conservation was quickly halted by an angry woman storming towards them. “FELICIANO! There you are!”
Feliciano waved. “Oh, hi Romana! I…”
Romana took out a dishrag out of her pocket, quickly rolled it up, and started hitting him with it. “HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WORRY ABOUT YOU!”
“AH! Please stop! I’M SORRY!” Feliciano panicked. “I’M SORRY! We had car trouble!”
“Let me guess, the “car problem” was YOU! Do you have an idea how much sleep I lost thinking that you were…” Her eyes filled with tears. She turned and ran back the way she came.
“Wait!” Feliciano chased after her. “Romana! Romana, come back! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean for you to worry! I brought you home an egg! I’M SORRY!”
“Well, I think you saw enough of the town for one day. Shall we call it an early night?” Kiku suggested.
Chapter 42
After grabbing their sleeping bags from the truck, Kiku led them to the town’s emergency center.
“RAIVIS!” Eduard wailed as he entered found his friend shaking on the lap of a very irritated Anya.
“Hello there!” Raivis carefully slid off of Anya’s lap and joined him. “I see that everyone made it.” He nervously glanced in Anya’s direction. “That is wonderful. If I would have known she was here, I would have stayed at Peter’s place.”
“We just came from there.”
“Oh.”
“Miss Anya seems cross with you.”
Raivis shrugged. “I do not know why. She spotted me when I tried to duck into a building to get away from her. When she asked if I missed her, I told her I missed her as much as a mouse misses a housecat.”
“You really should stop being a smart aleck to her. It just gets you into more trouble.”
Nikolai moped on his cot. It was bad enough being dragged off by that doctor to get his knee wrapped up but now Toris wouldn’t stop babying him. He would make a run for it if Dr. Sadik wasn’t nearby keeping an eye on him.
Another male doctor came into the room followed by a female one. “Hey everyone! I’m Dr. Mathias and this lovely doctor here is Dr. Inger! We’re just going to check everyone’s vitals to make sure everthing’s OK! Ladies, can you please make a line in front of me and…”
Dr. Inger proceeded to kick him in the shin. “Knock it off.”
“Ow! It was a joke!” He rubbed his leg. “Why are you so cranky? I thought you would be happy after hearing the news there’s a farm close by to make your butter for you.”
She ignored him and turned around to wave her teenaged son to come in. “Come on, Emil! Help mommy take the new visitors’ vitals.”
Emil peeked into the room. “No! I know how to do it myself!”
“Then I’ll watch you.”
“No! I don’t want you watching me!”
“It would be nice if you called me “mommy” sometimes like you used to.”
“Stop it, you’re embarrassing me!”
“There’s nothing embarrassing about your mommy helping you. That’s what mom’s do.”
“I’m leaving!” Emil growled as he stormed out the center.
“Teenagers… Gotta love ‘em!” Dr. Mathias laughed.
Dr. Inger glanced over at Arthur and noticed his “friends”. She whispered to her “friend” next to her. “Look, Troll. Let’s go over there and meet them.”
Dr. Mathias stared at her in utter confusion. “And she thinks I’m the crazy one!”
Chapter 43
Meanwhile at the “royal castle”, Monika opened her third bottle of beer then went back to the couch to write down more in her notebook about the town meeting she was setting up tomorrow. Her dogs were relaxing at her side. She was grateful that when the zombie outbreak started last winter, they had the foresight to insulate ice in the cellars. Warm beer just wouldn’t be the same.
Gilbert poked his head into the living room. “Oh princess, I got a surprise for you!”
Monika rolled her eyes. “Am I drunk enough for this?”
“Probably not but it doesn’t matter!” Gilbert entered the room holding a shimmering pink prom dress. “Your awesome big brother found the perfect royal dress for you while looking around at a nearby mall the other day! I know you don’t know to walk in high-heels so I picked out a dress that goes all the way to the floor so you can wear whatever you want under it.”
“I’m not wearing that.”
“Why not? It will look great on you! I found a tiara and gloves to go with it! Come on! You need to wear something for your royal party in a few days. Also, Feliciano has to do a royal portrait of you so future generations can put your image on currency. That is very important.”
Monika turned over to her side so her back was facing him. “How about you introduce yourself to your new “subjects” or something?”
“I’m too tired from planning, sewing, and putting up decorations!” Gilbert glanced at the grandfather clock in the corner of the room. “It’s getting late. I will make my acquaintance with them sometime tomorrow.”
“Tomorrow night, we’re having a town meeting where we have to plan out…”
“The farm stuff… Yes, yes. I know! That’s wonderful! Now stop thinking about business so much and go try on this dress so I can see!”
“Go away, Gilbert.”
Gilbert stamped his foot. “Why don’t you like this? Is it because it’s sleeveless? No one is going to make fun of your muscles because I’ll make a royal decree stating that if they do they will have to clean up after your dogs for a week! Remember that I am king and what is fashionable or not is up to me and no one else! You’re not going to show up in the tabloids the next day. Thanks to the zombies, the body-shaming fashion industry is dead. That’s one good thing the zombies did.”
“He is right,” Raivis noted as entered the room as he popped off the top of his beer bottle. “That dress will really look nice on you.”
Gilbert jumped. “Woah!? How did you get in here without the dogs barking? They are certainly off their game tonight! Bad dogs! You’re supposed to be protecting the castle from intruders! I seriously need to find a royal bodyguard.”
Raivis nervously looked around. “I snuck away from Miss Anya when she was distracted. I am hiding here for a few days until she leaves.”
“Aren’t you a little too young to be drinking that?” Monika asked Raivis.
“Nope!” He responded as he chugged away.