[Fanfic] - "Apples" and "Friggin Tard"

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Title: "Apples to Apples", and sequel "Oh Happy Apple, This is Thy Sheath"
Rating: Teen
Warnings: lusty thoughts about apples, non-existent plot
Characters or Pairings: Prussia/Germany
Word count: appx 1,200 each
Summary: The day was going exactly according to schedule until Gilbert starting eating that apple. Human names.

Originally written for the kink meme.

He'd originally come into the living room to get some work done in a less stuffy atmosphere than his study.


Title: If You're Not a Friggin Tard You Will Prevail (fusion with Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
Rating: PG
Warnings: fusion, crack
Characters or Pairings: America (also: England, Canada, France, Germany)
Word count: 620
Summary: It's world meeting time and America is determined to show the other nations that everyone's a hero in their own (not that heroic) way.

Originally written for the kink meme.

This speaking from the heart thing was pretty sweet.