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USA + Molossia Thanksgiving fic
Title: Hetalia: “Fuck!” Family Thanksgiving
Character(s) or Pairing(s):USA, Molossia, Tony + Friends
Rating: T for swearing.
Warnings: Uhhh... Swearing.
Summary: Molossia goes tohis older brother's USA's Thanksgiving party!
Note: I couldn't think of a similarity between USA and Molossia except for the swearing, so I made up a name for their family.
Hetalia: “Fuck!” Family Thanksgiving (USA, Molossia, Tony + Friends)
“Hey, glad you could make it!” USA exclaimed as he opened the door.
Molossia walked into the house with an armful of side dishes. “I don’t celebrate it because I’m independent from you but I had nothing else better to fuckin’ do today. I didn’t fuckin’ come because I like hanging with you or anything! I thought it would be fuckin’ rude to deny a request from my greatest ally who I give fuckin’ aid to every April 15th. A day of food and football doesn’t sound so fuckin’ bad.”
“That’s great! You can put those on the table over there.” USA replied cheerfully.
Molossia placed his dishes on the table. “This food looks so fuckin’ good over here.”
“Isn’t it? The turkey’s not done yet. My friends are in the backyard with the deep fryer.”
Molossia thought a moment. “Oh right, the fuckin’ whale and the fuckin’ alien! You have fuckin’ weird friends.”
“That’s reminds me! I have you sitting next to my unicorn. Tony and the unicorn don’t get along.”
“Unicorn? What fuckin’ unicorn?”
“It’s around here somewhere.”
Suddenly, Molossia felt something invisible brush up against his hand. He jumped. “Fuck! Don’t fuckin’ sneak up on me like that! Hey… Uh… Can you see this unicorn?”
“Nope!” USA laughed as the timer went off. “Time to get the ham out of the oven!”
Molossia waited until USA left the room before he held his and out for the unicorn. He blushed as the unicorn brushed its head against and he started to pet its mane. “Let’s be fuckin’ clear about this. I’m not petting you because I fuckin’ want to or anything. I’m just trying to be a good fuckin’ guest.”
USA reentered the room with the ham. “This came out good! Smells delicious!”
Molossia darted his hand back to his side. “I wasn’t petting your fuckin’ unicorn!”
“Huh?”
“FUCK!” Tony yelled from the backyard as the whale panicked. “FUCKING FIRE!”
“Oh fuck! “ USA ran to the backyard. “I told you to be careful with the deep fryer, Tony! See? I’m glad I made you to bring the fire extinguisher out with you.”
“Fucking fuck!” Tony used the fire extinguisher. “Fuck!”
“Huh? It seemed like something lightning fast pushed it over? There’s no one else back here. Was there a strong wind?”
“Fucking thing! Fuck!” Tony pouted.
“Don’t beat yourself up, Tony,” USA patted him on the back. “We still have the ham.”
Molossia joined everyone else in the backyard. “Yeah, listen to him! Don’t fuckin’ worry, there’s plenty of food inside! How about we clean all this shit up and then have some fuckin’ food and football?”
“FUCK YEAH!” Everyone yelled as they started to clean up the mess.
“But don’t think that I fuckin’ like you guys or anything!” Molossia yelled at them. He suddenly had a strange feeling and scanned the backyard. For a moment, he thought he saw a weird white round thing with glasses staring at him from the bushes at the side of the house. When he looked again, it was gone. He shook his head and went back to help clean.
Character(s) or Pairing(s):USA, Molossia, Tony + Friends
Rating: T for swearing.
Warnings: Uhhh... Swearing.
Summary: Molossia goes to
Note: I couldn't think of a similarity between USA and Molossia except for the swearing, so I made up a name for their family.
Hetalia: “Fuck!” Family Thanksgiving (USA, Molossia, Tony + Friends)
“Hey, glad you could make it!” USA exclaimed as he opened the door.
Molossia walked into the house with an armful of side dishes. “I don’t celebrate it because I’m independent from you but I had nothing else better to fuckin’ do today. I didn’t fuckin’ come because I like hanging with you or anything! I thought it would be fuckin’ rude to deny a request from my greatest ally who I give fuckin’ aid to every April 15th. A day of food and football doesn’t sound so fuckin’ bad.”
“That’s great! You can put those on the table over there.” USA replied cheerfully.
Molossia placed his dishes on the table. “This food looks so fuckin’ good over here.”
“Isn’t it? The turkey’s not done yet. My friends are in the backyard with the deep fryer.”
Molossia thought a moment. “Oh right, the fuckin’ whale and the fuckin’ alien! You have fuckin’ weird friends.”
“That’s reminds me! I have you sitting next to my unicorn. Tony and the unicorn don’t get along.”
“Unicorn? What fuckin’ unicorn?”
“It’s around here somewhere.”
Suddenly, Molossia felt something invisible brush up against his hand. He jumped. “Fuck! Don’t fuckin’ sneak up on me like that! Hey… Uh… Can you see this unicorn?”
“Nope!” USA laughed as the timer went off. “Time to get the ham out of the oven!”
Molossia waited until USA left the room before he held his and out for the unicorn. He blushed as the unicorn brushed its head against and he started to pet its mane. “Let’s be fuckin’ clear about this. I’m not petting you because I fuckin’ want to or anything. I’m just trying to be a good fuckin’ guest.”
USA reentered the room with the ham. “This came out good! Smells delicious!”
Molossia darted his hand back to his side. “I wasn’t petting your fuckin’ unicorn!”
“Huh?”
“FUCK!” Tony yelled from the backyard as the whale panicked. “FUCKING FIRE!”
“Oh fuck! “ USA ran to the backyard. “I told you to be careful with the deep fryer, Tony! See? I’m glad I made you to bring the fire extinguisher out with you.”
“Fucking fuck!” Tony used the fire extinguisher. “Fuck!”
“Huh? It seemed like something lightning fast pushed it over? There’s no one else back here. Was there a strong wind?”
“Fucking thing! Fuck!” Tony pouted.
“Don’t beat yourself up, Tony,” USA patted him on the back. “We still have the ham.”
Molossia joined everyone else in the backyard. “Yeah, listen to him! Don’t fuckin’ worry, there’s plenty of food inside! How about we clean all this shit up and then have some fuckin’ food and football?”
“FUCK YEAH!” Everyone yelled as they started to clean up the mess.
“But don’t think that I fuckin’ like you guys or anything!” Molossia yelled at them. He suddenly had a strange feeling and scanned the backyard. For a moment, he thought he saw a weird white round thing with glasses staring at him from the bushes at the side of the house. When he looked again, it was gone. He shook his head and went back to help clean.